"Hee-Hee! Corrupt Racist Southern Sheriffs Are The Best!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they Herman's Hermits, not Herman and the Hermits.  Which is to say, Herman apparently owns the Hermits.

I'm just waiting for someone to state that what they've got here is a failure to communicate.

"He Was Sitting There Shooting At Them, And They SHOT Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because brimble.

Muir's just going to throw words around and hope that meaning spontaneously occurs.

"See? He Is Totally A Positive Black Role Model!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because headsets.

And remember--Muir really thinks Damon is highly intelligent.

"We've Totally Figured Out How To Make Our Criminal Actions Legal! We're Sure Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because merck toch hoe sterck.

Because it's easy to be bold against your enemies when their fictional strawmen written as idiots...

"Black Helicopters! Soon, They Will Storm The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zebra.

Remember when I used to JOKE about the inevitable compound move?

Yeah. This is going to be... unpleasant.

"How About 'Look, Nekkid Chick'?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange collar.

Muir is no more capable of producing a picture of a healthy relationship than he is of producing a picture of genuinely attractive woman.

"Remember, White Guys EQUAL Civilization! Simple As That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Haberstan.

And the grand Muir tradition of self-aggrandizing bullshit continues...