"Yeah, Vehicular Homicide Would Be Awesome! Why Hasn't Anybody Tried It Before?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

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I'm not sure if it's like he doesn't want to admit what happened at Charlottesville, or if he relishes what happened and is giving a thumbs-up to all his fascist bros.

Because Muir will always remind you that he is cowardly scum if you give him enough time.

"Ummm... Right, The Point Is Feminism Sucks..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll do my crying in the rain.

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Once again, it's hard not to get the impression Muir's idea vanished up its own ass.

"Well, The Important Thing Is, My Face Is Melting!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweeping up.

It's tough not to get the impression that Muir's fondness for Trump has moved from believing he's the miracle man who will solve things for ever and ever, to saying he believes that.  Not that Muir would ever acknowledge that, or even consciously realize it.

"Ha Ha! Scoring Points Against My Strawman Versions Of Democrats Counts As Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let me guide you to the Purple Rain.

I have said it before, and I'll say it again--the biggest problem with Muir's versions of the Democrats is that they aren't even good caricatures, both in art and behavior.

Scenes From A Hellish Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the temper of the time.

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That poor, poor girl.

Oh, and also, Jan, but let's be clear, the hivemind destroyed her years ago.

"He Also Tried To Pick Up French Guiana, But The Frogs Wouldn't Sell."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got a picture of me and you.

I don't know what's worse, more of El Dorado Dad's idiotic economic activities, or Sam doing a soft-core prego-porn pose as she apparently levitates off the bed.

"Ha! Wimmen! Thinking They Can Be Scientists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we carry in our hearts the true country, and that cannot be stolen.

Yeah, that is not what's happening at CERN.

To put it mildly.