"The FBI Is Now Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Remember, government snipers who aren't Captain Mitty are evil.  And we've always been at war with Eurasia.

"All Is Well, Citizens! All Is Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambuca.

As Muir has nothing new to say in his slander of the IG--a conspiracy that apparently involves the FBI working against Trump, but not actually doing anything to really hurt him WHILE scuttling the chances of the person they were supposedly working for--I will move on to note that he has not only NOT reached 50% yet, he's seen only a 1% increase.

Gonna be a long panhandling session pledge drive this year.

"I Insist I Know What Is Going On!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jagermeister.

Muir's desperation, on all sorts of things, bleeds off the comic. 

"Look, The Important Thing Is I Really Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green Chartreuse.

As Muir desperately insists that clearly the report that said what he didn't want to hear is fake, he also notes that he's gotten less money this year.

After starting earlier.

Yeah, I'm loving the schadenfreude. 

"Responding To Crises In A Mature Manner Is Communism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow Chartreuse.

"We are the good guys, and the fact that we choose the worst possible choice on everything is PROOF of that!"

"Somehow, This Is Making A Valid Point Against My Opponents! Somehow."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got to lose this skin I'm imprisoned in.

These days Muir's even half-assing his sexism.

"Time To Torture A Sentient Being!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I fly a starship across the universe divide.

It says something that when the cast interacts with a miracle of AI, they ultimately wind up hurting it out of petty spite.