"They Are All COMMIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because scroll.

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The race through the eyes of a man who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

"This Is A Brilliant And Flawless Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna make it after all.

Of course, people who revere the Constitution as much as Sam claims to would know that a President and VP nominee need to claim residence in different states or sacrifice electoral votes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, this has less chance than the roadside attraction proprietor/radio DJ ticket that ran in 1972.

And yes, that was a real thing.

"Ha Ha! Clearly, The Dems All Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because had a cigarette and a cup of tea.


Oh, it's gonna be a long race.

"They're All Men, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young girls love Alice.

So let's see where he goes with this--trans panic, or racist drivel?

"What Did They Ever Do, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why did he talk to the bear?

Right, Muir doesn't need people who do research--he has his fellow ranty jerks on the interwebs to tell him what's happening!

"This Is What's Happening, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ominous trombone.

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Well, no 9-11 "tribute" strip today.  Small mercies.

"And Now Back To The Idiotic Plotline That Won't Matter!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.

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Ahh, yes. Truly a profound political statement here.