"I Immediately Assumed You Were Doing Something Sexually Provocative!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because London Speculator.

How can one mistake the two words--they may start the same, but they sound very different, and the sentence Zed imagines is nonsense.

"The Novel That Was Nominated For The Breakaway PseudoHugo Award For Novels Like It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the world is round, it blows my mind.

Ah, libertarian science fiction.  A genre dominated by eternal twelve year-olds who insist they are the manliest men, yes they are.

"How Dare He Attempt To Champion Reality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because duel of the fates.

And those examples Muir is ignoring, the rest of the First and a good chunk of the Third World. But hey, Muir has his careful little bubble--the one that lead him to feel that Iraq was a glorious success until he suddenly started pretending it didn't happen.

"We're Just Like People Actually Fighting Against Tyranny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because each lonely day spent looking for the sunshine.

I wonder what Muir will do when the bloody crackdown doesn't happen...

Ahh, but that's the great things about conspiracy theories--they always adjust to the new circumstances, and ignore the failure of past predictions.  Sort of like doomsday prophets.  Only slightly crazier.

"Giving People National Health Care Is EXACTLY Like Invading Sovereign Territory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philibert.

Other common symptoms of psychopathy are lack of judgment, poor insight and massive egocentrism.  Because of this, they are prone to see threats where there are none, and react violently.

Sound like anyone we know?

"I Am The Paterfamilias!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Emperor Leopold.

Well, at least we aren't seeing the creepy devilspawn.

The Lesson--Don't Spawn.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brandenburg-Kulmbach.

Ahhh--Muir tries his hand at a tired old cliché.  And botches it utterly.

Plus, the demonspawn.