"Pfft. Should Have Named Him After Reagan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with mango.  For flavor.

And now another reminder that Jan is one of THOSE people...  even if she is one of the good ones, who generally can be counted on to support real Murikans.

You know, it says something that "liberal" and "Hispanic" are pretty much interchangeable in Muir's inner vocabulary.  With both being synonyms for "other".

"And What Makes It Evil Is It's Not A Real Army!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Joel McCrea in Foreign Correspondent.

Next up--the conspiracy to sap and unpurify our bodily fluids.

"They're, Like, Totally Oppressing Me, Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tabasco Habanero.  It's a Jamaican-style sauce.

Muir screams about the police state.  In the comic strip he publishes online.

You know, somehow the jerks who used to beat up the hippies have now acquired all the hippies' worse traits, while remaining the vile bastards they always were at heart.  Thus becoming something new and terrible.

"We're Just Like The Founding Fathers! Only, Without The 'Taxed Without Representation' Bit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because on Earth, as it is in Heaven.

Yep.  Just like 1776.  Minus the actual thinking about things.  And the actual courage.  For a start.

"And The Version We Thought Up After Huffing Paint Shall Become The Accepted Reality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because farfarnu.

Yeah, why do people pick on you guys?  You're just a bunch of government-hating, gun-hoarding nuts who regularly break the law.  Upstanding citizens, all the way.

"Yeah... Diplomatic Immunity Really, REALLY Doesn't Work Like That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense.

And Zed responds to his "unjust persecution"--ONCE AGAIN--with the very sort of actions he's being "unjustly persecuted" for.  But hey--he's a good guy, and that makes it right by default.

"Thank God That We Have Ultrapowerful Connections..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddler.

You know, moments like this, Muir's absolute failure as an artist hits you.  With years of work, he's created a lousy strip with small cast of loathsome characters who don't make any sense.