"And This Shows How We're The Good Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cuckoo's a pretty bird.

The evil decadence of the left must be fought, so that the good decadence of the Right may triumph!

"Maybe... Damn It, Can't Think Of A Crass Sex Joke To Top That One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's the gum.

Ahh... DbD's twin fortesses of sexism and racism.  Could Muir even write the strip without them?

I wager 'no'.

"I Mean--Assassination And Rule By The Gun--These Are GOOD Things, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's day and night she followed him.

But remember, folks, if the Secret Service were to start checking on these heavily-armed people who seriously talk about killing the President, it'd be tyranny. 

"If It Ain't Snake-Handler, It Ain't REAL Christianity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red coat.

And Zed and Sam are proud that they are not fooled by the CONSPIRACY!  They know that real Christian groups treat poverty--with harsh raps on the skull, for being lazy!

"Doubtless, She Will Be Fo-Shizzling!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll be in my great castle--inquire for Reynardine.

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Yeah.  To paraphrase Zero Mostel, "they think they're witty".

"And This Proves It's All Hokum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Madadayo!

Somehow, I get the impression Muir was just thrilled to write those opening panels.

"I Have Seen It In A Flying Saucer!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was indescribable.

America's racists just keep getting crazier, don't they?  There's no bottom--they just keep falling further and further down...