"We Are Badly Drawn Characters, In Every Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roderick Random.

Every time one of the kids is on, you realize why Muir doesn't show them if he can help them.

"International Incidents Are One Thing, Stealing From Phone Companies Are Another, AND MUCH WORSE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tobias Smollett.

As Damon once again demonstrates that it's all about him, we should let him take comfort in the fact that he is as badly drawn as his son.

"See! He's Not A Threat! My Imaginary Character Beat Him In A Fictional Scenario!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Donald Duck.

And the Demonspawn still look unbearably awful.

"That's Why We Love Cops So Much! And War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we definitely have a toaster.

Because insisting people not hurl racist epithets at each other is the worst form of oppression at all.

"We Are So Edgy! So Edgy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horrid.

You almost think he's forgotten that each damn year he's taken longer to reach his funding goal.

"They Have To Be In The Pay Of Our Enemies! That Is The Only Reasons Our Brilliant Plans Fail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Oddfather.

I am still left debating who has the worse marriage in this universe, Damon and Jan or Zed and Sam.

It's quite hard.

"People Clearly Care About My Horrible Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

 Sometimes, you read this, and you wait for the asteroid to smash into the cast...