"Those Filthy Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tsar Simeon.

Man, this doesn't remind of the last few times Muir confidently declared the Dems finished and ignored all signs to the contrary...

"Defending The Freedom Of The Press Is UNAMERICAN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you might think it's foolish, this chancy rendezvous. 

And by "democratically elected" you mean "the winner of the electoral college despite losing the popular vote by a significant margin". 

And of course once again, the poor, poor Right is completely at the mercy of the evil Left, despite being in charge of all three branches of government.

"Because You Know What The Kids Like MORE Than T2 References? ORIGINAL 'Battlestar Galactica' References!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Averoigne.

Thrill at unfunny jokes, dull perspectives, and Naomi's face looking like an inky mask drawn on a fleshy sphere.  Because it is.

On The Next Episode Of The Sitcom From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Zothique.

So... Lady Gaga, huh?

*cue laugh track*

It Keeps Going, And Going, And Going...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

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Remember when the cast sort of kind of approximated people, roughly?  Because I've reached the point of wondering if that time was an hallucination.

"This Joke Is Going On WITHOUT ANY BRAKES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'a Cthulhu ftaghn.

And we hit every sort of awful Muir possesses at once.

Joy.

"Yep! T2 Fan For LIFE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sure, why not?

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Let's see what new lows await.