Monday, September 16, 2019

Sunday, September 15, 2019

"This Is A Brilliant And Flawless Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna make it after all.

Of course, people who revere the Constitution as much as Sam claims to would know that a President and VP nominee need to claim residence in different states or sacrifice electoral votes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, this has less chance than the roadside attraction proprietor/radio DJ ticket that ran in 1972.

And yes, that was a real thing.

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Friday, September 13, 2019

"They're All Men, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young girls love Alice.

So let's see where he goes with this--trans panic, or racist drivel?

Thursday, September 12, 2019

"What Did They Ever Do, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why did he talk to the bear?

Right, Muir doesn't need people who do research--he has his fellow ranty jerks on the interwebs to tell him what's happening!

Tuesday, September 10, 2019