"I Know They Will Persecute That Poor Gentle Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slats.

Man, Muir seems almost not to care about the race this year. He's been oddly quiet on it since the primaries, save for the occasional lackluster (and sometimes deranged) Clinton attack...

"They're The Black KKK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky picture frame.

I'd say something like "D. W. Griffith nods approvingly" but I think even he would be going "What the hell?" at this point.

"She's Crazy And Old! Oh, And Bill's A Pedophile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the future is open wide.

...

...

The delusion is thick.

A Battle Of Wits, Wherein Both Participants Are Unarmed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bamboo.

So neither of them quite understands what a strawman argument is...

Makes sense.  They're only as smart as Muir, in reality.

"She's Blind! And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Enobarbus.

And the reheated "Your momma so fat" jokes continue...

"Well, You Are, Damon. You're Exceedingly Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Babbage.

As usual, Muir's various author avatars are exceedingly thin-skinned beneath their megadouche appearance of not giving a shit.

"We Heard About This Somewhere! We're Sure Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ada Lovelace.

It's the Clinton Conspiracy Game!  Make a claim, and pretend it's true!  Then it will never, ever die.