You Know, I Think We Can Agree That Having Characters Use The Word 'Jewess' Is A Tell They're Not Nice...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horehound drops.

Among the first casualties of Waco were four ATF agents, killed in the line of duty.

Somehow, they never rank a mention in cray-cray accounts.

"And Why Do They Persecute Us So? Aside From Our Various Crimes, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cafe.

I never thought I would find myself nostalgic for the subtle humor and characters of Smokey and the Bandit.

"Huzzah For The Neo-Confederacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

And Muir, after finally realizing that the real world is not matching his version of it very well, jumps into a crazy-ass future.

"Well, I Did Make Him A Ukrainian, But... Then I Changed My Mind."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because surge.

Oh, like Sam Elliot is in any position about ethnic and regional stereotypes.

"Yeah! Doesn't He Get That They're All Subhuman And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, it's a tomahawk.

And now he's reduced to the straight man in a racist joke.

"He's A Wimp! And A Fascist! And Also, Funny Looking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Modest Mussgorsky.

Man, Russian Guyovitch has the worst taste in women....

"Also, The World Is Flat! Read It In A Book!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thomas Chatterton was both a forger and brilliant poet.  Simultaneously.

Muir loves to wave his stupid like a banner, doesn't he?