"We're Just Like People Actually Fighting Against Tyranny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because each lonely day spent looking for the sunshine.

I wonder what Muir will do when the bloody crackdown doesn't happen...

Ahh, but that's the great things about conspiracy theories--they always adjust to the new circumstances, and ignore the failure of past predictions.  Sort of like doomsday prophets.  Only slightly crazier.

"Giving People National Health Care Is EXACTLY Like Invading Sovereign Territory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philibert.

Other common symptoms of psychopathy are lack of judgment, poor insight and massive egocentrism.  Because of this, they are prone to see threats where there are none, and react violently.

Sound like anyone we know?

"I Am The Paterfamilias!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Emperor Leopold.

Well, at least we aren't seeing the creepy devilspawn.

The Lesson--Don't Spawn.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brandenburg-Kulmbach.

Ahhh--Muir tries his hand at a tired old cliché.  And botches it utterly.

Plus, the demonspawn.

"Get It? Get It? GET IT?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because God made good.

As we watch the gun nut accuse the other side of being the death cult members, let us remember--Muir almost certainly owns guns. 

Comforting, eh?

"Not That I'm Saying We Should... Do Anything, Mind You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ain't that a kick in the head.

Photographs and home addresses.

Every year of my life, I watch the gun nuts let the pretense drop a little further.  And imagine that it makes them look good.

"After All, Only The Weak And Effete Want To Be Free Of Our Mighty Subsitute Manhoods!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hausfrau.

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That is one awkward segue.