"Yep, Nothing Says Blues Like A Spoiled White Girl!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because billing statement enclosed.

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There is something deeply... this strip about all of this.

"Real Conservatives All Hail The Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Julii Caesar insisted the name "Caesar" meant elephant in Carthaginian. No one else seems to have agreed with them.

And it's time for another round of circular firing squad.  Yaay.

"Let's Continue To Lie Here Like Jellyfish!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rare coins.

It's the same drawing as yesterday.

The same drawing, folks.

"This Is Totally True! The Racist Internet Wouldn't Lie To Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blanket.

And Muir mocks people for being out of it--as he breathlessly treats a non-event as a matter of dire importance because his fellow racists insist it's a big deal, man.

Meanwhile, Jan and Damon seem to be melting.

"Remember, Hon, I Can Always Find New Ways To Belittle You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because milk stout.

And the Damon/Jan relationship continues in all its ickiness.

"It's All Lies, We're The Good Guys, They're Bad, LALALA, Can't Hear You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sparrow.

As Muir declares Mueller's investigation dead for the umpteenth time, let's all pause to point out that he has in reality achieved more in a shorter span of time then most other special counsels.

So Remember, Sam Is A Terrible Cook.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gonna have to walk it off.

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It says something that dull lame jokes are a relief from the gibbering madness of yesterday.

"We Have To Stop Her Before She Kills Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Worcester Sauce.

As we pass over Alan Moore's creation V getting abused as he has for years now, let's point out that the apparently invincible Clinton death squads have left Anthony Weiner alive for some mysterious reason...

"My Epic Manspreading Shall Keep Me Pure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Nemo.

You know, there's something in the drawing that almost makes you wonder if Muir realizes, on some level that he's trying to play up the moral purity of one of the most putrid people in the US who isn't in prison. 

Then again, it could just be the standard Muir incompetence.

"Nudity Can Surely Save This Plotline!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because penny black.

At times like this, the strange joylessness of Muir's attempts at softcore shine through.  Or more exactly, plunge everything into a more dismal murk.

"Booze And Firearms! Two Things Great For Child-Rearing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I love a parade.

Yeah, every damn time Muir gives us a look at his character's past, it gets a little more quietly repulsive, and makes the compound that they now live on look more and more inevitable.

"How Dare They Not Hate Gays! How Dare They!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because English Usage.

So, what exactly is Russian Guyovitch's issue with Putin again?

"Yes, That's Right! She Was Burning The Coal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sore throat.

Sometimes, Muir really, really stretches to remind you that his cast our thoroughly vile people.

"This Is Clearly Fake, But It's Good That It's Happening To People I Don't Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the briars.

You know, it's almost fun watching Muir trying to balance his misogyny and his hatred of every media figure who isn't on Fox, failing miserably, and not even realizing that he's failed.

Almost.

Not Really A Comic Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the salt planet of Krait.

As we stare in unmitigated horror at this farrago of hysterical nonsense, let's note that Muir has now created a literal wall of text for a comic strip.

"I Abuse Even Those I Love!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkin.

Once again, I am left to recoil in horror at the horror show relationship that is Damon and Jan.

"And This Horrific Racism Doesn't Bother Me At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grey skies, all of them gone.

Jan--a proud member of the hivemind who has come to understand that things don't need to be factual, or right to be true.  At least, if you're willing to change the meaning of what truth is.

"Yes, It Is All Lies And Pictures Of Also-Lies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snakes.

And reality pokes its head into Muir's bubble, albeit in a distorted form. 

How long before he decides Jones' victory isn't just a temporary illusion that the righteous shall sweep away?

"Remember, We Are All Superior To Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because feather down.

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What happened to their spines in the first panel?

"Various Normal Errors Prove It Is All Lies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Right, Wrong, and Risky.

Next up, "What About Chappaquidick?"