Deja Vu!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I gotta be true to myself.

I didn't like this strip when he first put up. I like it even less nearly a year later.

Snake Handlers Are the ONLY True Believers!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because baby's in black.

You know, I feel obligated to note that Chris Muir, who now resides in Florida, was born in Syracuse, NY.

I'm just saying.

Waha! Take That Dean! Take That Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because geese are fish!

"Well, he's got this thing called the 'Fifty States Strategy', but that's a couple years down the road..."

God, I'll be glad when Dean lets loose his mighty yell and falls out of the primaries.

Waha! Take That Dean! Take That!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Jerusalem, if I forget you...

Yeah! Dean is CRAZY! Only lunatics are mad at our beloved God-King!

Doesn't Sunlight Make Him Spontaneously Combust?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you can't push Willy--Willy won't go.

So even right-wingers find Cheney a bit creepy. Good to know.

Why Don't They Leave the God-King Alone?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because she's a femme fatale.

Can't they see Bush is good? That he never ever lies to us? That he strides over this nation like a colossus?

Two Movies, Actually. With Uma Thurman.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you really got me babe.

Once again, Muir seems to realize the Bill O'Reilly is a blowhard. Sadly, he realizes this when Bill attacks Matt Drudge.

On the Square Planet, Fire Cools You Down!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't you want me, baby?

Yeah. That's what Democratic belief in a Government that seeks to protect the livelihood of the less fortunate means. Mmm-hmm. That's why the Republicans must fight it by cutting taxes for the wealthiest.

Also, evil is good.

Liberal = Traitor.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it was a rock'n'roll creation.

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And now, nearly five years after accusing the left of being in league with America's enemies, Muir has the balls to complain about liberal insults.

On the Next "Damon Is Full Of Shit!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you gotta pay to play.

Of course, you could always do one about an idiot boy-king and his manipulative underlings playing games to get his support for their various grandiose projects, but gosh, who'd be interested in that?

Wingnuts! Haw!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we know where our towels are!

Those liberals are just sore because Bush is the bestest president ever, and everybody is going to think so, forever and ever!

Hitler and Stalin...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because goodbye Ruby Tuesday.

Damn it, even Chris Muir's Imaginary Black Friend's musical tastes are white.

What Loons! They Must Be In the Pay of the Illuminati!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what does not kill you, weakens you gradually so something else can.

Yep. Why should Democrats distrust a grand-standing megalomaniac, a raving paranoid and their psychopathic major-domo who've demonstrated a tendency towards deception?

Clark=Deer in Headlights! Laffz!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I come from a land down under.

Of course, one reason all they can talk about is politics is because neither of them as a developed personality. Oh, Damon does have the whole "Most Obnoxious Member of the Cast" sewn up, but that's not much of a distinguishing mark in this cast.

Haw Haw! Damon, You Lovable Shithead!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Boston rocks!

You know, I'm going to back off from the actual strip here to make a simple point. Damon, a young, healthy man in his twenties, is vehemently pro-war. Of course, he can't be bothered to actually go out and serve in the war he's backing--just blindly attack any criticism of it.

So Muir, thinking he's creating a paragon of Republican virtues, creates an asshole, a bully, and a coward with a disgustingly inflated ego. Which is the finest example of his limitations as an artist I can think of.

He's a Dead Man! Just You Watch!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do the hustle!

Yep. Bin Laden's going to be next. Just you watch. We're blitzing those Muslims all over. We won't let the terrorists win. USA. USA.

How About a Date, Bitch?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I bless the rains down in Africa.

So Damon's response to a woman losing it over what a swarmy smartass he is, is to act like a swarmy smartass.

Gosh, why isn't he married yet?

No, Muir, That's Not How It Works...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it all was the fault of Achilles.

How the freaking HELL does Mystery Business(tm) stay solvent? Is it all just a clearing house for a massive Ponzi scheme?

Actually, the House Landed On the Witch In Oz, Moron.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we built this city with rock and roll. And also concrete.

So remember, kiddies, Democrats are all evil. EVIL! And mockworthy!

See? See?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because love child--never meant to be.

YEAH! They're happy we're over there! We're winning! You evil liberals are just--doing it wrong! Don't let the terrorists win! USA! USA!