Waha! Take That Bill Clinton! Take That Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you could find yourself living in a shotgun shack.

Of course, Bill launched those missles to try and kill the bad guy who went on to plan 9/11, but we'll ignore that. And don't you dare say Republicans tried to impeach him on fairly spurious grounds in an arrogantly handled bit of partisan political theatre that blew up in their face, and are now rushing the nation into an ill-considered war that will cost the nation trillions and destabilize the entire Mideast. Because if you say that, you're letting the terrorists win!

Waha! Take That Senator Daschle! Take That Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, but afterwards, they wind up with different net worths.

Ahh. And of course we all know that Daschle's objections were just political grandstanding and there weren't any problems with Bush's plans at all. Nope. And anyone who says differently is letting the terrorists win.

The First Thing We Do Is We Kill All the Accountants!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I've opened up the vein too many times, and the poison's in my heart and in my mind.

How dare the accountants deprive our well-to-do protagonists of free luxury coffee at their workplace! A bad pun is the least they deserve!

Wow! A Cooking Joke!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I will not eat green eggs and ham.

And Chris Muir shows what a revolutionary he is--by having a cooking joke! Ha ha ha!

It's All in Good Fun!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm a clean old man.

You know, this first panel is quite horrible--Jan doesn't even get a chance to--you know--say anything, and thus set up the joke. We are left to merely assume that she's getting far too upset about some good natured ribbing. The idea being that the audience dislikes Jan innately at this point and likes seeing her suffer.

Unfortunately for Muir, we loathe the other characters just as much. Or more, if they're Damon.

It's Like 'Cheers', or 'Frasier'!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because laughter heals many things. But not bullet wounds. Trust me on that one.

Hey, remember Sam! She's old! And Damon's still an asshat!

Ahh, the quality comedy that comes from such a richly nuanced cast.

Waha! Take That Senator Daschle!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because failure is not an option. It comes with the car.

And the heartwarming lesson of this Christmas Day by Day is that Democratic Senator Tom Daschle is a loser.

Brilliant.

Waha! Take That, Hillary! Take That Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we love you, that's why.

So once again, Hillary is venal, corrupt and stupid, says Chris Muir. Also a smellyhead and a doo-doo breath.

Take That Whippersnapper!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hicks nix sticks pix.

So once again--what are Sam and Zed besides old? That's right! They're annoying!

Hey, You Know Who's Old?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'll tell you when I've had enough, damn it!

Ha! Hey, Zed is old! Remember?

Actually on second thought, why is Sam pointing this out if she's the same age? Oh, wait, that's right. Because Sam is annoying. Got ya.

More of... This.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm a man, oh, yes I am, a full grown man, a natural man.

So--more incidental humor.

Which makes no sense.

Work With Me People.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no man is an island, though some are pennisulas.

I'm actually a little baffled here. Looking at the statements, I assume that Muir is protesting a piece of legislation he sees as unfounded, despite the fact that it's based on the genuine threat that people who talk on their cell phones pose to pedestrians and other cars. Looking at the drawings and realizing that it's Jan the Wacky Liberal that's the victim, I wonder if he isn't trying to show the hypocrisy of liberals who want legislation for everyone but themselves, in which case he's continuing his tradition of proving the massive character flaws of the fictional opponents he's creating to his worldview.

So I really have no idea just what kind of an asshole he's being in this strip.

The Battle of the Sexist

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and god darn it, people like me.

Yeah. Good to see that Chris Muir's returning to the well of sexist humor. It'd been a few strips. I was starting to think it was over.

The Lighter Side of... Something.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you will believe a man can fly.

So. Zed and Sam are developing another crude personality trait aside from being old. They're both annoying as fuck.

Ahh. Car Rental Places. Right.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants until the peasant... Yeah, I'm killing this one now.

So. Car rental places. Am I right?

Yeah.

Ahhh. Motherhood.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you can dance if you want to--you can leave your friends behind.

You know, I'm split. When Chris Muir isn't being overtly political or grotesquely sexist he isn't quite as painful.

But he still isn't funny. Which means the strips are just--dull.

I Wonder--Did He Draw This One With His Left Hand, Maybe?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

You know, whatever theoretical sex appeal Sam and Jan have is destroyed by the fact that they are contorted throughout into grotesque inhuman postures. Thank you, Chris Muir. You really made my day.

Ha... ha...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because only you can prevent forest fires.

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Boy, those Muir's jokes about the womenfolk will never get stale. Because they already are rotting fetid horrors.

David Koresh Died For Our Sins, Man!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you owe it to yourself for what you did the other day. You know what I'm talking about, buster.

So remember--liberals are stupid for worrying about the recount. Janet Reno is evil. Especially for Waco, where she killed good, God-fearing, arms stockpiling, child-molesting US citizens.

"Of Course, We Can't Bust Heads Like We Used To..."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a dream is a wish your heart makes. Which scares the everliving shit out of me.

So remember--the reason that Democrats take donations from unions is because they're evil--both of them--and they want to help each other do evil. And the reason Republicans take donations from wealthy businessmen is that they're good, and want to make everyone else more free.

I'm becoming more and more convinced that Muir's a visitor from a square planet...