"Pajama Guy Is Proof Of Liberal Inferiority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because maybe tomorrow.

Remember everyone--this is a big deal.  Apparently.

Phallic Symbols Away!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a honey cake.

Sometimes I think Freud would have a field day with this strip.  Other times, I think he'd just feel embarrassed.

"Yeah, We Are Totally Not Sexist! It's All Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if not for you.

It's the classic Muir method of just hurling things out there to try and win through sheer volume of crazy.  Because if you shout 'Up is down' long enough it becomes true.

"Whys The Girls Gotta Complain Bout Stuff?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because java.

Once again, the great call of the reactionary--'No, YOU ARE!"  Because every attempt to change the manifestly perfect social order that existed back in the day is clearly an effort to mess with success...

"Your Fault Forever And Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tommy Kirk plays a Martian.

Yep.  Don't silly liberals realize that healthcare isn't like a war, where it also isn't the Right's fault that things go wrong. 

"See! I'm The REAL Tolerant One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the charms she did possess.

This would mean something if the aforementioned characters were actual people, instead of being Muir in different masks.

"Also, They Devour Human Flesh!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 2000 miles.

He still can't draw kids.

"Like That Episode Of Star Trek, With The Flag, And The Pledge..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and lo!

I don't know what's worse--the fact that this is such a bad ad, or the fact that it was almost certainly a burst of totally sincere praise.

"After All, Only Hateful Bigots Are Offended By Hateful Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marbles.

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Something tells me Ms. Hoyt will not exactly be thrilled with this endorsement...

"Well, Glad You Otherwise Approve, Imaginary Black Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because antlion.

It's always... well, 'good' is the wrong word here, so let's go with 'interesting'... to see Damon restored to his primary function--being the good Right-wing Black guy that shows that no, no, Muir isn't racist at all. 

"Dirty Foreigners Will Poison Our Nation's Sacred Blood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George Harrison.

Next up, Muir compares the Democratic Party to Nazis.  And fails to get the irony.

"Filthy Traitors! We'll Show Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because battles without honor or humanity.

Ahh.  See those circular firing squads forming up?  Prepare for the smell of powder...

"And Then... They'll Make Us Eat Frijoles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Adam Bede.

So, let's pass over the racism and military fetishizing to ask the simple question--who will be the new wretched Straw Liberal now that Skye is in the middle of pulling a Jan?

"That's Why They Should Hire Us! To Look Things Up On Google!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Basque beret.

I wonder if he's going to insult people's mothers next...

"Well, They Said Something Like That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sea urchin.

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That was awful in all sorts of ways.  And not the ways Muir planned it to be.

"It's The Dirty Furiners And The Bolshies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skylark.

And we once again fall into a portal, back to the 1920s...

"Wanting Government To Do Constructive Things Means You're A Closet Fascist! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random letters!

It's always fun to see Muir project his own issues on to his strawmen.  The funny thing is, I don't think even they buy it anymore...

"The Answer To This--No Regulations On The Elite! That'll Show 'Em!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

It's like Muir is starting to feel a flicker of jealousy, but still can't realize that his supposed friends are the people he hates...

"And I Humbly Suggest That My Brilliant Reading Of His Psyche Demonstrates My Genius!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because from the first to the last.

Ahh, yes.  Muir lecturing us on egomania.  Fun.

And hey, remember this guy?

Yep.  Nothing egotistical there at all.  A total contrast.

"We Have To Stop The Gays From Not Being Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rizzo!

You just know that Sam and Zed thought those damn "TruckNutz" things were awesome. 

And once again, Muir's inability to keep the official 'awful' sibling from being worse than her 'good' sister looms large.