It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Trader Tom of the China Seas.
When Muir's sort are out of power, he plots treason.
When they're in power, he still plots treason, because he doesn't understand the Constitution, AND because that's the only way to keep them in power.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Etude in Black.
Muir's lesser option to extra-judicial murder is simply causing a constitutional crisis.
The man who constantly insists that the Democrats want to break the law insists that Trump should just break the law. But obviously, this doesn't count to his mind.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Blueprint for Murder.
'How dare they be outraged by my wishes to see them bloodily destroyed!' stands right there with 'How dare they go about their business when I hate them!' as sentences that demonstrate the speaker's status as human garbage. And that is basically what Muir's rants have been over the last few years.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cherry Bomb!
The man is bitching because he won't get vicious show trials while viewing the pardoning of attempted putschists as righteous.
Remember, they don't want law and order. They want free licence for themselves and their opponents persecuted for just not being them.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because There Was a Man Dwelt By a Churchyard.
To Muir it's racist for the cops to shoot White people committing violent crimes. Provided they're fascists, mind you.
I think it's implicit that them shooting not-White people for just about anything is fine.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daitetsujin 17.
The fascinating thing about Muir's declarations of cheating is they aren't a new development. He's been screaming that the Democrats can't have really won since 2008, an election where a Democratic victory was highly likely. This is a rare area where Muir, instead of being a weird outlier, was a canary in the coalmine, expressing the Republican belief that they are the natural party of government, despite only winning the Presidential popular vote once since 1992. True, Muir has largely turned on the party, viewing it as a lot of disloyal scum whose only saving grace is being the instrument through which his fascist dreams can be manifested, but that belief that he and his are simply owed power, the fundamental source of his fascism, that's been there for the entire run of the strip.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Giant Robo.
I swear, them describing this ridiculous nonsense and paranoid drivel like a couple of 1930s film moppets, despite being in-universe a pair of 20 year olds, one of whom is a mother, adds to both the horror, and the dark, unintended comedy that exists in place of the hideous intended humor.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Seven Color Mask.
And we're back to Muir fantasizing about shooting the evil treacherous gubmint goons. This is what Muir imagines being a helper to be.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Juukou B-Fighter.
And here we see the fascism that lurks under the thin wrapping of Muir's libertarian rhetoric. He says, and likely imagines, that he wants a world of freedom--but what he really wants is for him and his to have the license to do as they please and enforce their will on those they don't agree with. So a world of freedom for brittle redneck reactionaries. Authoritarianism for everyone else.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Special Rescue Police Winspector.
"They do not understand, Mari, that equality produce slavery! That trying to protect the less fortunate only makes them weak, and indolent! They are supposed to be under the bootheels of their betters, Mari! It's the natural order! And this is all in the Constitution, which is sacred and can never be altered! Don't read it, daughter, without my help. It has to be read the right way, you see. Otherwise, you wind up like these elitists, acting as if it is a roadmap for government that sometimes has to change! Nonsense and poppycock that shows how they despise our sacred birthright! It is clear--crystal clear--that the Founding Fathers intended for states--and by states, we mean counties--to be the highest level of authority! Yes, everything is obvious, and it all means that all power should go to us, the rural whites, who are naturally superior and the natural rulers."
"Gee whiz, Dad, that has to be right, because yer sayin' it, and I don't have no capacity for indy-pendent thought!"
"As it should be, Mari. All hail the hivemind."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ninja Sentai Kakuranger.
Remember the days when the Democrats were just a bunch of corrupt and feckless hippies to Muir, instead of the Illuminati? When the big threat they posed was sapping our national character instead of being secretly aligned with the foreign hordes, and also pedophiles?
He's always been awful. But it took him a while to go mad, and a while after that to go bugfucking nuts.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dengeki Sentai Changeman.
Astounding how the percentage of people Muir views as acceptable keeps sliding down. All as he grows more and more convinced that he is part of the natural ruling class based on nothing but his own swollen self-regard.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kamen Rider Hibiki.
It sure has been a thing, watching Muir go full sovereign citizen, and spouting ever increasing amounts of their pseudohistory.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kamen Rider Ryuki.
You know, there's something about how the cast only seem to get more into doing treason the longer things go on.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kamen Rider ZO.
...
You know, it says something that even Muir's cast acknowledges his bizarre fascist screed is a confusing mess of a metaphor.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman Trigger: New Generation Tiga.
The sloppy dream sequence. Muir's idiot ticket to getting himself out of the corners he idiotically writes himself into.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman Orb.
So after first embracing the entire Jan. 6 crowd, Muir has now moved to insisting it is somehow a 'false flag'. While still being a bunch of patriots. Oh, and China is involved. Somehow.
It's amazing that he can see himself as firm in his convictions even as he swaps beliefs the way most people do socks.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman X.
This manages to both be pathetic and also terrifying. But so much for the rule of laws not men. Oh, well. Muir knows that can't be important.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman Tiga.
I mean, the joke of Bluto going into politics is that it's kind of terrifying...
