Tuesday, June 2, 2009

A Match Made In Hell!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'd like to be below the sea, in an Octopus's Garden--in the shade.

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I really can't get through 2004 fast enough for my taste.

Ha! Ha! Hillary = Witch! Ha! Ha!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Care to help a fellow American who's down on his luck?

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I'm getting the distinct impression that Muir loathes Hillary not because she's liberal, but because she's a liberal woman who's dared to get elected to the Senate.

It's "O'Reilly", Muir! "O'Reilly"!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hey--ho--let's go!

Yeah. Boy isn't it amazing how right-wing blowhards piss liberals off? Why don't they simply accept the fact that they're stupid morons who smell bad?

Paid For By the Comittee to Fuck Over America.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because so long, Marianne.

So... tongue-tied Bush gets women better than Kerry, who's a glory seeker. And a weakling. A war medal winning weakling.

When recycling Republican talking points, Muir always manages to create a special brand of idiocy that's all his own.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Help! We're Being Oppressed!

It's the Daily Day! Because He gave us sweet cherry wine.

What bugs the hell out of me with Muir's--and the right wing's--little paranoid delusions is how they paint themselves as the champions of our rights. Of course, I've gone through nearly two years of strips with Muir justifying almost any trampling of our rights with cries of "9/11!" (Though to give him credit sometimes he does have the occasional moment of clarity and revulsion.) The fact is, the right wing considers any criticism "oppression", and thinks it's their right to be considered the gospel of the USA. This means their ability to see actual--you know, dangerous civil rights violations is rather limited.

"Boy I Wish We Were Back at Bush's Waterboard Express."

It's the Daily Day! Because cheese is people.

So remember--every discredited paranoid fantasy of the Right wing is real, because the conspirators are covering it all up. Which shows how powerful they are. And Obama is wrecking everything! It's true!

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I'm not sure whether to place the Right wing's belief in their own basic infallibility at delusion, rank stupidity or gall. It might be any combination of the three together.

See! SEE! Reverse Racism!

It's the Daily Day! Because 'tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to be free.

So remember--because of one comment by Sotomayor, we can tell she's like a Hispanic member of the KKK.

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Christ, Muir is one racist fuck. And the worst part is--he thinks he isn't.