Logic Is For The Weak!

It's the Daily Day! Because he gave his life for tourism.

You know, the whole--resigning in a the middle of her first and only term as governor MIGHT have something to do with that whole "unfit" thing. But I forget--Muir runs on "common sense".

"You Won't Have Sarah Palin To Kick Around Any More!"

It's the Daily Day! Because it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

Oh, Muir. It takes more than the amazingly ridiculous resignation of Sarah Palin to restore the Republican Party's shattered dignity. It'd take the disappearance of every right wing think tank and neocon pundit, and a willingness on the Party's part to acknowledge that mistakes were made and that changes are coming. And that's to make a start.

A Soap Opera of Suck.

It's the Daily Day! Because there's a thorn tree in the garden.

Muir only lightly dabbles in political attacks to give us the drama between Jan and Damon, which is hampered by the fact that neither of them has anything more than a rudimentary personality.

Also, Muir seems to think that Palin was attacked simply because she had a special needs child. Sure. That was it.

Hooker Jokes MAKE Everything Funny!

It's the Daily Day! Because the laws of commonsense I can't ignore.

You know, here Muir is given a genuine scandal that fits his preoccupations perfectly. And he still proceeds to make a cluttered mess out of the strip, so painfully unfunny that it ranks up there with dental surgery as excruciating ways to spend time. At times like this, I have to wonder--does Muir EVER have a small flash of insight into his complete lack of talent? Just a little voice in the back of his head that says, 'You know--you're not that good. You really need to improve things."

Probably not.

"Military Coups Are The Cornerstone Of A Succesful Democracy!"

It's the Daily Day! Because if I tarry now I would my guts might be turned to shoe-thread.

Muir, who was calling Obama a fascist a little while ago, comes out in support of the widely condemned military coup in Honduras, and criticizes Obama for being against it. The fact that Obama opposes the military unseating a lawfully elected president is PROOF that he's a anti-democratic fascist commie!

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Fail rarely gets more epic than this.

"America WANTS Our Smug Egotism and Moral Hypocrisy!"

It's the Daily Day! Because, you can't do this to me, Beverly. I'm not the kind of man you can mess around with.

And the comedy riot continues as Muir continues to babble his incoherent philosophy shooting impotent arrows at targets like "moderate" Republicans--who aren't "real Republicans" of course--and Republicans who have had affairs. If the party could purges these deviants, it would be a pure party of arrogant sociopathic warmongers who could make America great again!

Donations Welcome.

It's the Daily Day! Because I had to cry today.

Muir talks about the left changing the definitions of words, and then claims that Obama is a fascist not a liberal--"fascist" apparently meaning "Democrat I don't like" to Muir. As we watch Muir inject more rich, tasty unknowing irony straight into his strip's veins, we have to ask--does he even know what fascism is? Why does he think Obama is a character straight of 1984, but that Bush and Cheney were basically decent guys and defenders of the nation?

Which is why I'm starting the Fund To Send Muir A Dictionary*, which will mail him one with the definitions of words he seems to get wrong--like "fascist", "liberal", "conservative" and "intelligent"--helpfully highlighted. Because if we don't help the obnoxious and stupid, they'll just keep annoying the utter fuck out of us.

*Fund To Send Muir A Dictionary is fictitious and not actually accepting donations at all. Though if you do send me money, I will take it.