"On the Square-Planet, Cars Drive People!"

It's the Daily Day! Because raise your hand--you feel confident, secure.

Remember--an economic stimulus package works immediately, even when most of the money hasn't been spent yet. And the Bush administration's governing philosophy is the Obama's governing philosophy. Only it's evil, because now it's a Democrat.

"But At Least I Have My Tiger Repelling Rock!"

It's the Daily Day! Because if I were a rich man...

Muir continues to demonstrate that a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, as after all, we were expected to wait indefinitely for the dead people in Iraq to become good things.

"And the Kid is Not His Son!"

It's the Daily Day! Because chain--chain--chain--chain of fools.

Wow. Even when acknowledging flaws, Muir manages to be an ass.

"Checking Things Is For Inferior People!"

It's the Daily Day! Because we're all mad here.

Assuming I've got the right HR 1966, then no it doesn't, you arrogant, insulting piece of human refuse.

All Hail Our Genocidal Founding Fathers!

It's the Daily Day! Because Johnny Yuma was a rebel.

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Words fail me.

Sock Puppets of Suck.

It's the Daily Day! Because I just can't wait to see those cities on the moon.

Ha ha. Liberal strawgirl sister is such a buffoon. Ha ha. Oh, and Sam is old.

Everyone Knows The Sky Is a Blue Cloth!

It's the Daily Day! Because you don't know what it's like to be the bad man, the sad man, behind blue eyes.

You know the cap and trade bill has received criticism on both sides, but only in the magical land of Far Right wingnuttery is "junk science" trotted out. This is because the Far Right doesn't know what science is, so when it says something they don't like, they assume it's a lie.