Thursday, September 17, 2009

"Ha! They Are Clearly Deluded!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because giant TOADS!

"Don't they realize that if we simply kill all our enemies, we'll always win and live in peace and security forever, with unicorns and rainbows?"

Forced Metaphor Theatre Presents...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a case of existential dread.

"You ever get the feeling you were in a lousy comic straining to achieve political relevance?"

Supressing Urge To Vomit...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we know that you're lying, Sam.

...

This really is all kinds of creepy.

...Huh?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it came down from the sky.

What the hell does that even MEAN?

Rue Britannia.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's many a slip from cup to the lip.

Terrorist tragedies and patriotic holidays. Muir's big excuses for phoning it in.

"And Both Of Them Are In The Employ Of The Saucer People!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I just don't know where to begin.

"Oh, only the Right's massive paranoia, and obsession with images instead of actual service."

"Don't She Know She's Got Magic Powers?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because down came the rain.

"Just yanking your chain, moron. Okay, so you apparently think we can overturn a Supreme Court decision--somehow. Right? And you think I'm the one who doesn't know what's in the Constitution. Right?"