Ohhhhh, You!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in Black Diamond Bay!

"Ha ha! Don't you libs realize that plausible small conspiracies based on reasonable assumptions are always false, but implausible large conspiracies based on insane hunches are always right?"

"They're Biased Against Our Lies! Those Arrogant Fools!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're not out of taffy--YET!

"I mean come on. Can't they just repeat what the Master tells them?"

Logic, Muir Style!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fail-safe!

"Clearly, her first-hand account is no more accurate than this blogger's second-hand account based on his conversations with one individual."

Muir Just Doesn't Get It, Does He?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's no rest for the wicked.

"It's like they see our continued insistence that others sacrifice their lives in questionable wars we support as bad or something."

Like Flies To Wanton Boys...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because riding--with death!

Of course. If we weren't fighting in Iraq--why all the terrorists over there will come here! Isn't it obvious? That's why we're doing this!

WMDS? What are those? Start talking sense!

'Not Like It's Anything Serious..."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in cars...

So Muir's way of handling a massive embarrassment to his worldview is to essentially ignore it.

No surprises here.

A Glorious Success!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because golden years...

"I mean it, Karl! I'm the bestest President that ever was, and everyone is going to love me! So we can all do whatever we want!"