Hypocrisy! It's What's For Breakfast!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my thoughts are winged with hope.

Chris Muir is shocked--SHOCKED--by a safe sex book, following the usual Right-wing idiocy of pretending that these classes are an excuse to teach porn to preschoolers. This from a man who regularly distributes sad attempts at softcore for free. Over the internet.

Also, the eerie resemblance between Zed and Sam and the Weavers continues. Next up--water purifier tablets!

"And Yet Again, HOW DARE HE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm not down, no I'm not down.

"Why don't we just SHOOT everyone instead of respecting these inferior fuzzy-wuzzy bastards? This is more proof President Blacula is a weakling Commuislamofascist!"

Obama Clearly HATES The Troops!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he lived beneath the stairs.

We should keep the troops over there till we win! Whatever the hell that means! It's the only way to show respect to the American solider! Making them cannon fodder for nebulous causes!

Perhaps A Fiery Cross Will Repel Him...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we are children of the mighty.

Right. And Chris Muir would know, because of his extensive efforts to find said "records".

And remember! PALIN! She shall defeat our swarthy foe! The incompetent governor who didn't serve a solitary complete term!

The Catalog For The Smug Moron Who Wants To Parade His Stupidity Around Town!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I was learning to use the putter.

You know--it's not that Muir and his ilk are morons--it's that they're willfully ignorant morons who think that their smug stupidity is a higher form of intelligence...

POSTSCRIPT--You may wonder why this one is now included in my "Chris Muir is a Racist Fuck" category.

This is why.



I know. I know. Let's just move on.

"Marxist Deconstructionist!" "Fascist Running Dog Of The Imperialist State!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she's got the devil in her heart.

Ah, yes. Sweet words of love. And on that note--bears. Bears with power tools.

"FUCK YOU, REALITY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Secrets of Paris.

*snort* Chris Muir knows he's smarter than some stinking SCIENTISTS! Who are LIARS! And STINKYHEADS!

Also, shout out to the interweb homies.