"Because I Thought He Was A Safe, Nonthreatening 'White' Black Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where are your Rebel friends now?

Yeah. The laughs never stop with Damon. Largely because they never start.

Also, bears. With power tools.

I Wonder If He Puts Photo Collages Up Of Her In His Apartment...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because brings the life of gathering gloom!

Oh, Muir. She's just not into you. And America isn't into her.

Also, nice to see Sam continue her lesbian infatuation. And we all thought Muir was intolerant!

"Her Inspiring Voice Could Have Saved The Campaign!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're riding on the rollercoaster.

Muir--just because your crazy moronic ass likes it some Palin, doesn't mean America does.

It's MarxIslamofascism! I Have PROOF!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because by a fountain where I lay.

Yeah! Obama is oppressing us for his GLOBAL WARMING agenda! Which is total bullshit! Why can't we have another president like Bush who understands that what we need to protect our rights is torture and a police state?

The Gayness Is Overwhelming Her!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because take it easy, baby--take it as it comes!

Yeah. I'm pretty damn sure Muir has NEVER looked at said book. Because that would risk gay cootie exposure. Remember--the gays! Evil!

Oh NOES!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Heaven cannot hold him, nor Earth sustain!

Teh evil gays are getting into our public schools, gaying up our students! It's the end of the world! We have to stand against this perversion! And for Muir's brand of perversion!

Reality Called, Muir. It Wants To Talk.

It's the Day's Day of Day's! Because Lady Snowblood!

Ah. Muir continues with an argument based entirely on an imaginary premise. Joy.