"We Have An Obligation To Fuck Up The Universe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because picture yourself in a boat on a river.

It sucks that James Cameron new movie is a tree-hugger flick. Also, Al Gore is fat.

Finale Aside, That Was A Good Show.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kick over the wall-cause governments to fall!

You know--Muir should realize that reminding us of good comedies is NOT a smart move.

And once more--bears. With power tools.

What A Charmer!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because baby, it's cold outside.

"What? You don't want to see my wife in embarrassing circumstances and a great deal of pain?"

And again, bears. With power tools.

"Why If You Liberal Devils Could Just Accept Our Rulership, All Would Be Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do you fear me?

I'm finding Muir's little parable... hard to swallow. Especially since the job for liberals in this little scheme is "become more conservative".

A General Note To Everyone.

As I watch waves of despair sweep through the liberal blogosphere, I feel compelled to break my gadfly character and state--calm down everybody. It isn't worth getting this upset about. The fight will not be over if the Health Bill falls or passes. So stop making it into Armageddon. That's playing their game. They are the ones who believe that if you work their miracle agenda, everything will be nice and good and we won't have to worry anymore. We live in the real world, where life is difficult. And that's just what's happening. Life is being difficult.

I think that the health bill will probably pass, albeit in a very weakened state. And I think this will be on the whole a good thing. I also think that the Republicans may make slight gains in the House and Senante, but they won't retake them. But I don't know. A week is a year in politics, and a year is an eternity. So declaring Obama a failure now is sheer idiocy. We're smarter than that, people. Let's try to act that way.

"My Son Makes The Planet A Little Worse--And That Makes Me Proud!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because For a Few Dollars More!

Wow. I can see why Jan wanted his baby. Those are genes you want to pass on.

Also, bears. With power tools.

"Do Not Speak The Name Of The Evil One Before The Child!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because advance to Go! Collect $200!

Ha! Imaginary interracial children in a Right wing comic strip know the TRUTH about Obama!

Also, bears. With power tools.