It's the Day's Day of Days! Because eventually, there gets to be a caste system--you're either alive or dead.
Yeah. Unions. Look at how evil they are! The US is so lucky they were never that powerful here! Look at the South, where they never quite took root! A Worker's paradise, where you can work the hours your boss wants, earn the money your boss wants to pay, and enjoy a delightful lack of benefits! Because what benefits the wealthiest people in the country, benefits us all! When they get lots of extra money--they can invest it all in the stock market, cause a bubble, and destroy our economy! It's a win-win-win!
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Fight The (Not-White, Not-Rich) Power!
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Inspector Hellman.
No, Muir. You're still working for "the Man". Being against the government doesn't make you against "the Man", as "the Man" is a symbol of entrenched establishment power. Which you always support, provided it's bombing the brown people and helping the rich. In fact, the big reason you don't like Obama is he's been elected President--but he's not a member of "the Man" club.
But nevermind all that. You're a rebel. All those billionares say so! And they have lots of money, so they must be right!
No, Muir. You're still working for "the Man". Being against the government doesn't make you against "the Man", as "the Man" is a symbol of entrenched establishment power. Which you always support, provided it's bombing the brown people and helping the rich. In fact, the big reason you don't like Obama is he's been elected President--but he's not a member of "the Man" club.
But nevermind all that. You're a rebel. All those billionares say so! And they have lots of money, so they must be right!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Who Speaks For Middle-Aged White Guys? WHO?
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yellow bird, high in banana tree.
Oh, yes. Muir's whiny pity party for white chunkheads like him starts up again. Fun...
Oh, yes. Muir's whiny pity party for white chunkheads like him starts up again. Fun...
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The Mind Reels At The Stupidity...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because better call Saul.
Remember--all these things count as the same thing. And prove that Obama is incompetent.
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Yeah. Amazingly, the most successful, highest casualty-producing terrorist attack in American history suggested no such thing about Bush's competence. Even when it was discovered that his adminstration had chosen to more or less ignore the threat Al'Qaeda presented.
Remember--all these things count as the same thing. And prove that Obama is incompetent.
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Yeah. Amazingly, the most successful, highest casualty-producing terrorist attack in American history suggested no such thing about Bush's competence. Even when it was discovered that his adminstration had chosen to more or less ignore the threat Al'Qaeda presented.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
The Hypocrisy of Stupid.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because on the big things, you're 100%.
Muir apparently doesn't realize that a lot of what kept the government from doing something was BP's foot shuffling and declarations that everything was under control.
But that's what happens when you ignore a story for weeks at a time. To complain about unions.
Muir apparently doesn't realize that a lot of what kept the government from doing something was BP's foot shuffling and declarations that everything was under control.
But that's what happens when you ignore a story for weeks at a time. To complain about unions.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Cue Laugh Track
It's the Day's Days of Days! Because she's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor.
Sometimes, this strip is like a lousy syndicated '80s sitcom.
Only with scantily clad women, and a breastfeeding fetish. Can't see the FCC letting them get away with that back then. And more pertinent to the present strip, characters holding the same unnatural pose for several panels.
Sometimes, this strip is like a lousy syndicated '80s sitcom.
Only with scantily clad women, and a breastfeeding fetish. Can't see the FCC letting them get away with that back then. And more pertinent to the present strip, characters holding the same unnatural pose for several panels.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
"But Don't You See? I Have A Flowchart!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because maybe the Viscount of Sylvania will give you a horse.
Muir, a man who cheerfully ignored the Bush Administration's herculean efforts to do away with that whole 'checks and balances' thing, now is convinced that Obama is plunging us towards TYRANNY! Of course, this involves ignoring events of the last year and four months, but--he has a flowchart! And speculation plus charts trumps reality! Everyone knows that.
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We have to keep these people out of power for the next twelve years. By the end of that time, they'll have self-destructed, and we'll be well again. Otherwise--it'll be the Bush administration all over again. Only with us still recovering from the last time.
Muir, a man who cheerfully ignored the Bush Administration's herculean efforts to do away with that whole 'checks and balances' thing, now is convinced that Obama is plunging us towards TYRANNY! Of course, this involves ignoring events of the last year and four months, but--he has a flowchart! And speculation plus charts trumps reality! Everyone knows that.
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We have to keep these people out of power for the next twelve years. By the end of that time, they'll have self-destructed, and we'll be well again. Otherwise--it'll be the Bush administration all over again. Only with us still recovering from the last time.
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