"Look At Me! My Life Is Dedicated To Making The World A Little Worse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sandoz, Sandoz, who taught me love.

While Muir has JUST enough sense to deflate Sam's speech somewhat, he still thinks he's making a great point here. Instead, he shows the nihilistic streak that dominates the modern Right, where the point isn't about finding solutions, it's about finding excuses to believe smug bullshit, and finding the ways in which you're superior than those stupid, evil lefties. This is Muir's chance to present a compelling argument for his cause--and he produces accusatory, self-righteous drabble. Because, despite what he says--wanting to help improve things is an important first step. Intent DOES matter.

"I Told You Those Things Were Of The Devil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where the hell am I?

Well, for once Skye is not acting like an asshat to the tenth power.

However, the rest of the cast are their usual charming selves.

Yeah, Liberals! Those Superstitious Heathens! Smite Them Palin!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I was half the man I used to be, I'd take a flamethrower to this court!

Aside from the subtle hints that the decades-old coalition between the Christian Right, and the Randian Right is starting to collapse, this one includes the funny sight of Muir insisting that the Left suffers from delusions of oppression.

Muir, a man who's been putting up his delusions of oppression for years now.

Crap, I'll get the picture...

Technically, I Think It'd Be A Choking Hazard...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I looked, and I saw.

Well, even Muir seems to realize he's got nothin' at the moment.

Also, bears. With power tools.

Again With The Marmots...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because gypsy rover came down from the hills.

You know, I'll ignore another of Muir's typical "oh noes" on behalf of persecuted white guys everywhere to notice--what is it with marmots and sex abuse with this guy? Do they hit off some special bestiality button in his brain? Why MARMOTS?

You know what--forget it. I don't want to know.

Now A Naked Palin Doll On The Other Hand...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where is my fish?

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Sometimes,what Muir chooses to say makes it clear that he really has nothing to say...

"They Aren't Comic Books! They're Graphic Novels!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whoa-whoa-whooo!

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Jesus, is there any thing that these people don't insist must be cast in light of their political beliefs? It's like reading something by a Bizarro-Marxist.

Which is pretty much the case.