"And That's Why It's Okay To Squirt Hairspray In Rabbit's Eyes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my hat says yes.

Of course, there isn't a more nuanced view possible. NOPE! Either we're engaging in vivisection, or we're going extinct. Those are your choices! Now--YES OR NO!

"You Are Hurting Russian Guyovitch's Head!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a horse is a horse, of course, of course.

Well, Muir still can't draw Russian Guyovitch the same way twice--but he's still the closest thing to a likable character that Muir has ever created.

"This Is Clearly The Gravest Threat To The Safety Of America Ever."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Fuh King said what he wanted to say.

Ahh, not only is Muir having an attack of the vapors, he's also showing off that fine pseudo-learning of his, repeating terms he's learned second or third hand, and has no real idea what they mean.

But remember--FRANKFURT SCHOOL! Wooooooh!

"It's Just Like The Northern War Of Aggression!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of Castile.

Ahh, states' rights. The eternally vague rallying cry for people who want a fig leaf for their cause.

"And He Probably Wears Diapers Too! Snort!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because harmony!

Chris Muir. The last man who should be making fun of the sexual foibles of another. Especially fictitious sexual foibles that he has made up for a man who is far more successful than he will ever be.

"Clearly This Is The Greatest Threat To Our Freedom Since The Last Thing I Got Annoyed About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rats, rats, rats.

Yeah. Remember how Muir could only be bothered to make the occasional concerned noise during the entire Bush administration and even then had no problem with torture as long as it was those filthy brown Muslims?

Of course you do. I just told you.

"I'm Going For The Sexual Predator Vote!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because red rain.

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Like I needed another reason to vomit on New Year's Day.