Muir Just Doesn't Get It...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because achoo!

All of this fail is made worse by the fact that its about a character who is a blatant sexual fantasy brought to... well, life is a bit much, as it's Muir we're talking about here.  Sam herself is proof of what Muir's trying to use her to disprove.

An Extra Huge Dose Of Crazy!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spicy brown mustard.

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Wow.  Muir manages to move from his paranoid ramblings to some hideous misogyny.  All in one strip.  I think the campaign's getting to him.

"As Usual, We Deal With The SERIOUS ISSUES No One Else Will!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horseshoe crab.

You know, the irony of Muir attacking Warren for being 'a real racist' through the agency of his IMAGINARY BLACK FRIEND is... a bit much.

"He Is Quaking In Fear! He Has To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish!

And as Muir began to realize that, yes, Romney was the candidate, fear began to enter his heart...

"Ha Ha, America! Now You Know The Treasure You Have Thrown Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was looking for a chalice.

I suspect Muir is providing us with yet another example of why you shouldn't get your 'facts' from internet spam...

"How Dare He Not Let People Flee The Country To Avoid Paying Taxes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rochefort cheese.

Yes.  This will clearly violate the rights of all the other poor people who owe extensive back taxes and are planning trips to Monaco...

"These Are The Temples Of My People..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lyme disease.

Ahh, yes.  The always wonderful combo of Samurai Mom and El Dorado Dad.  Always enlivening the strip in even their briefest appearances, because Muir seems to think they're proof of how he's not racist.