"He's Thinking About Hiring Me For His Mercenary Army Though!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Catherine Michelle.

Is it just me, or is it creepy that Muir's idea of a rich guy acts like a South American drug lord...?

Huh. An Oasis Of Mild Suck.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ooom!

You know compared to the Lovecraftian horror of the last few days, that's almost bearable.

Gobbledygook F'hoy!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Nurhaci.

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I think Jack Daniels wrote more of this strip than usual.

"Yes, This Is Exactly Like Nazi Germany! Only, Not..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because three annoying rednecks.

Ahh, will the tortured analogies to the Third Reich ever get old? 

"You Get What I Mean? Ehhh?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wang Lun.

This makes Mae West look subtle.

"Oh, Silly, We Never Had That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Dixit Dominus!

Just counting the days until Muir either ends this storyline with a contrived plot twist, or forgets that he's made them poor again...

I'd Call It Porn, But That'd Insult Porn...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Scott Hall.

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Bears with power tools.  Now.