Want To Bet He's Only Watched The Movie...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Owen Glendower.

And so, to keep score, the Imaginary Liberal married to the Imaginary Black Conservative no longer approves of the Imaginary version of President Obama. 

A crushing blow for the administration!

"The Conspiracy Is Obvious To Those Of Us Who Have Struck Our Heads With Large Rocks To Let The Truth In!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant fish.

Two panels.  One of them a blurry photo. 

Really knocked himself out on this one...

"An Ideologically Pure Party Shall Be Achieved!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because save the last dance for me.

Yeah.  Stay classy, Muir.

"Ah Ha! This Latest Scandal Will Surely Finish Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because freaking Flash Player...

You know, those sketches at the bottom are so awful, they enter the realm of mind-numbingly creepy...

It's What He Wants...

It's the Days' Day of Days!  Because nice hat.

Is it just me, or do these things actually manage to lose a little more dignity every year?

"And Don't Forget The Martian Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cossack Song!

If there is a Hell, Muir's first moment in it will be the realization that he was exactly the sort of ruinous cancer on the body politic he regularly accused liberals of being.

And it being Hell, that first moment will stretch out for eternity.

"She Just As Uppity As Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because EXPRESS WINDOW!

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Gonna be a long four years...