"And Then, I Was A Clown!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because six of one, half a dozen of the other.

...Well,  that was a... creepy combination of images.  Like Muir's racism, sexism and all-around craziness went to war last night.  And this is what came out.

"Man, It Is So Hard For White People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because *dramatic violin music*.

And so things continue in this vein.  Go on Muir. Whitesplain things some more..

"Your Racism Is Amusing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this is an Indian, which represents death.

But remember, Sam is actually a minority member--or was crudely retconned into being one.  So this is all okay!

"Let Me Whitesplain Things To You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who prayed for shoes?

Because minorities need to hear from white guys that they should stop seeing themselves as groups, so that they can be weak and divided, and the white guys can stay in power.

"My Imaginary Black Friend Doesn't Mind It When I Use Racial Slurs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's my thing that I say!

Sometimes white privilege is just sad, isn't it?

"He Should Totally Be Trying To Overthrow The Kenyan Usurper, Instead Of Bowing To The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Superman and Green Lantern have got nothing on me.

I wonder if anything less than a reborn CSA will satisfy Muir these days...

"Your Repugnance To Me Is A Sign Of Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there came a day when Earth's Mightiest Heroes...

You know those scenes in films like Manhunter and Silence of the Lambs and Seven where the serial killer gives you a peak into his mind, and it's completely off-center, and the worst part is he doesn't even realize it...?

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Not that I'm saying Muir's a serial killer.  So far as I know.