The Interplay Of Sex, Paranoia, And Violence.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that was when she remembered she didn't have a dog.

So, Obama is secretly responsible for the massacre, which is a plan to get guns, and the Syrian refugees are going to be his evil Muslim army if we let them in.

Next up, his evil time-traveling assassination of Kennedy.

Which was done at Kennedy's behest--the liberals have been planning this out for ages!

"And You Will Have Dinosaur Mounts, Yes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flower vase.

You know, Russian Guyovitch is the one character you have to forgive his confused knowledge of American history.  Not only is he a foreigner, but he's learning things from this bunch...

"Cause That's What It's About! Violent Revolutions If We Get Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because those annoying cheesehead hats.

Astonishing that these supposed bastions of armed liberation never seem to use their guns for anything like that.

Well, except that one time they did and it didn't go very well...

"That's Right! Obama Is Responsible For The Mass Shootings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then Jon was a zombie.

The cries of "Never our fault!" are starting to get particularly maddened, aren't they...?

"And We Shoot First! And Shoot To Kill!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because locomotive breath.

Man, they're repugnant even to their friends, aren't they?

"You're A Fake Moderate! Who Proves How All Our Crazy Shit Is Reasonable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rain on a copper roof.

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And none of this demonstrates why people find that sort of attitude offensive at all.  Nope, nope, nope.

"One Of The HiveMind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because landscape painting.

So Jan is just now realizing that she's not even a fake liberal anymore?