"These Things Are Exactly Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because fire extinguisher.

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That argument didn't fail logic, it ran screaming in the opposite direction.

"And Then The Dinosaurs Attacked!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Witchcraft Through the Ages.

Obviously, the history is here is epicly bad.  No, that's not how the Revolution started.  No, the Nazis did not order gun control.  And obviously, no Hitler and Karl Marx weren't buddies or even contemporaries, but I'm pretty sure that's an intentional effort for humor, albeit of the "Communazi" sort...

"How Is It Like Hitler To Target Different Ethnicities, Mmmmm?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it didn't actually exist.

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Muir's ability to make an argument continues to degrade.

"Or Maybe He Can Call A Personal Dictatorship! That'd Be Cool Too!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alpacca.

He's just going to hope and hope for Trump to turn into the barnstorming right-populist he wishes he was, instead of the bloviating idiot in right-populist clothing he actually is, even as it becomes clearer that it's not going to happen, isn't he?

"And Don't Forget The Zionist Elders!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Steve Gerber.

Man, this presidency is breaking him.  He thought it was what he wanted, and as he can never admit he was wrong about anything, the whole process is taking him apart.

The "Carry On..." Series Had More Dignity.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkins are free.

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Well, that was... something.

"See! Chicks Dig Sexism! My Pretend Woman Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bare shelf.

Yeah.  Yeah.  That's clearly what anyone not like Muir is like.  Yeah.