"My Argument Is Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "It'll never be said in fair England that I slew a naked man!"

By now, I thinks it's safe to say that Muir has pretty much given up having a point in this... storyline.

"Down With Censorship! Up With Badly-Drawn Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Get up, get up, " Lord Donald cried, "get up as quick as you can!"

 You know, watching this toothless version of their old arguments--which were pretty damn poor to begin with--really underlines how superfluous Damon and Jan have become for the modern strip, which is pretty much "Crazy Border Militia Compound Hijinks!"now.

"That's Why They Lose Their Temper Over Trump Hats, Swastikas, And Klan Uniforms!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But better I like your lady gay who lies in my arms asleep!" 

Remember when Muir freaked out about an advertisement?

But that's different.  He's doing it.

Causing Liberals To Suffer Is COOL!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, well I like your feather bed and well I like your sheets." 

This is now the lamest power fantasy ever.

And that's with some stiff competition.

"See, This'll Get People Excited To See What Jo's Done!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because saying "How do you like my feather bed and how do you like my sheets? How do you like my lady who lies in your arms asleep?" 

And Muir's latest fantasy of weak persecution followed by vicious vengeance plods, plods, plods on...

"Yeah, Thu-They Are All Cowards And Wimps! *Gulp*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when he awoke, Lord Donald was standing at his feet.

So, he's just going to keep this shit going on?

Right.  Why move things forward when you can stew in the cowardice and hatred that you imagine is courage.

"She Is So OPPRESSED By The Democratic Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Matty Groves, he lay down and took a little sleep.

 So remember, Liberals are all unreasoning and hateful, and also druggies.  So we don't need those cloud macchiatos. Which taste horrible anyway.