"This Is What He Totally Would Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then up spoke his own dear wife, never heard to speak so free, "I'd rather a kiss from dead Matty's lips than you or your finery!" 

 And now Muir has once again completely abandoned reality to have Fantasy Trump deal with Fantasy Afghanistan with his Fantasy Magic Technology.

Mwahahahaha.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then Lord Donald took his wife and he sat her on his knee, saying "Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me?" 

Remember--obstruction of justice and refusing congressional subpoenas?  GOOD.  Environmentalism?  BAD.

From the people who brought you "Health care is evil, and guns everywhere are good."

"Yes, This Is What Is Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald struck the very next blow and Matty struck no more. 

This is the end result of being a fascist.  You spout gibberish about how things operating as they should to control your side's rampant criminality are evil conspiracies, and you believe that civilization is collapsing around you because you listen to horror stories to justify your bullshit.

"See? Democrats Are The Real Criminals Always And Forever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so Matty struck the very first blow and he hurt Lord Donald sore. 

The next two years are going to be Muir screaming "the pen is red!" as reality writes "the pen is blue".

"Clearly This Is The Greatest Abuse Of Power Of All Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "And you will strike the very first blow and strike it like a man--I will strike the very next blow and I'll kill you if I can."

 It's good to see that Muir still knows nothing about the Constitution he supposedly reveres.

"AlliswellALLisWELLallISWELLalliswellALLISWELLAlLIsWelL..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Well it's true I have two beaten swords and they cost me deep in the purse, but you will have the better of them and I will have the worse."

And it's yet more of the simultaneously omnipotent, yet incompetent Democratic World Conspiracy, which somehow enfolds the entire FBI.

"I Mean--I'm Also His Mom, Damon."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, I can't get up, I won't get up, I can't get up for my life, for you have two long beaten swords and I not a pocket knife!"

 ...

Because of course, this is what Muir reduces foreign cultures to.  Of course it is.