"Killing The Planet Is The Only Way To Do Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm not the sheriff.

 Every now and then Muir reminds you that he isn't just stupid and evil, but he's proud of that fact, to the point where he now believes that being smart and good are lies, and his stupidity and evil are proof of how clever and virtuous he is.

She Asks The Questions Angry Old Men And Shouty Wine Moms Want To.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Liquore Strega.

Well, now we know that Muir drives in between holing himself up in his house and drawing terrible cartoons in whatever gated community in central Florida he lives in.

And Then He Got On His Dinosaur Calvary.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Donderbach.

It's hard to say if Zed's understanding of the past or his ancestor's understanding of the future is the more distorted.

Of course, as this is apparently a fictitious version of him, probably the former. But who knows how the rules work in the DbDverse, other than they usually don't.

The Part Of Zed's Ancestor Will Now Be Played By Matt Barry In My Head. For The Laughs.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hollow earth.

It's funny how when a reactionary raves about the past when things were Better, and Men were Men, you inevitably wind up thinking they'd have lasted about a month there if they were lucky.

And That's Why They Need Automatic Weapons To Shoot Up People They Don't Like.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wear your love like heaven.

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I mean, the Founding Fathers copped to being an insurrection. They felt--for very good reasons--that theirs was a justified insurrection, but they didn't try to claim that akshully they were just showing up to let their voices be heard, and then the evil forces of antifa staged a false flag.

For Truly, Ever Have The Rednecks Ruled Over This Nation!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because La Ronde.

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There is something so damned pathetic about Muir's imaginings, a man desperately trying to project his hideous culture into a past where it would be seen as just as awful as it is now, if not always for the same reasons.

"Have I Mentioned How Manly And Awesome My Ancestors Were?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sam Spade was a blonde Mephistopheles.

 It's kind of been fascinating watching Zed's Captain Mitty status travel back up the family tree. Doubtless we'll be hearing about Lt. General Hezekiah Ezekiel Brommel Owens who fought for Texas in the Civil War War of Northern Aggression, one of these days.