"If He Doesn't Agree With Me, He Can't Be A Patriot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vinnie 'the Fish' Montoya!

"Why can't he be more like Bush, who never acknowledged our sacrifices in a similar manner, treating us like we were pawns in his megalomaniacal international ambitions? Only people who ship troops into harm's way for dubious causes respect the troops!"

Soldiers First! Americans--Eventually.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cinnamon!

"Golly, it seems to me that it's treachery to ever think about doing things for the average American, when troops need--stuff."

"That's right. True patriotism means recognizing that the military are superior to other citizens!"

Ninteen-Eighty-Bore.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whiter teeth!

Yep. That's exactly what Obama's planning to do. Only Republicans care about our liberties! That's why they try to set up a police state! To purge us of the undesirables that will take away our freedom!

Thank You, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Not-Naughty-At-All Chemist.

Yeah. Same joke as before. With a 'imagine Chris Matthews naked' joke in it. Nice.

See! They WORSHIP Him! And He's Evil!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Not-So-Naughty Chemist.

Yeah. We GOT IT, Muir.

Ever Hear Of A BREAST PUMP?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Naughty Chemist.

And does Sam really have to be... writhing like that? And does Muir have to pretend that he's not doing this to get his rocks off?

No. Chris Muir. Caligula Believed In Public Works.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Guenever!

Muir keeps the breastfeeding fetish going. Hurray.