It's the Day's Day of Days! Because plans are nothing--planning is everything.
Muir celebrates Memorial Day by making a racist, sexist crack at Michelle Obama, in part of his ongoing efforts to make folks like me ashamed of being white.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
"Why Doesn't The Government Listen To Sociopathic Drunks Like Myself? Why?"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is no out--only in!
Muir is certain that any effort by the government to do things is a malign plot to seize power, that Obama is evil and stupid, and he can be gotten rid of, and that he knows what the hell he's talking about. Also, he knows that his cast--and he as well--have no obligation to do anything.
It's that time again, people.
Muir is certain that any effort by the government to do things is a malign plot to seize power, that Obama is evil and stupid, and he can be gotten rid of, and that he knows what the hell he's talking about. Also, he knows that his cast--and he as well--have no obligation to do anything.
It's that time again, people.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
"On The Square Planet, We Know That Hatred Is Good, Incompetence Is Never To Blame For Problems, And Alcohol Is Good For You!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because FU Dick.
Remember--building a mosque at Ground Zero is letting the terrorists win, because that's what Bin Laden wanted the whole time. And stating the Bush Administration's lengthy pass to BP is responsible for the accident is whining! It's all against what Muir knows to be real patriotism--being a whiny right-wing white guy with a vague grudge against everybody who isn't a whiny right-wing white guy!
Remember--building a mosque at Ground Zero is letting the terrorists win, because that's what Bin Laden wanted the whole time. And stating the Bush Administration's lengthy pass to BP is responsible for the accident is whining! It's all against what Muir knows to be real patriotism--being a whiny right-wing white guy with a vague grudge against everybody who isn't a whiny right-wing white guy!
Friday, May 28, 2010
"And If I A Conservative Say It About Them, It Must Be True!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you might think that--I couldn't possibly comment.
Muir is a supporter of Ayn Rand and Objectivism, the most elitist philosophy in existence that doesn't posit the divine right of kings. However, when attacking liberals, Muir allows himself to be guided by his faux-populism which states that anyone who appears to be smarter than him is a no-good elitist who can't be trusted. These are of course, two contradictory ideas, and you might wonder how Muir squares believing both these things at the same time.
The answer is he doesn't. He just believes that he is a strong-minded individual who helps keep society running--with his little webcomic, of course--and an average Joe beset by evil wealthy liberals that want to enslave him with health care. Believing either one of these things would make Muir a fool. Believing both at the same time makes him a colossal fool.
Muir is a supporter of Ayn Rand and Objectivism, the most elitist philosophy in existence that doesn't posit the divine right of kings. However, when attacking liberals, Muir allows himself to be guided by his faux-populism which states that anyone who appears to be smarter than him is a no-good elitist who can't be trusted. These are of course, two contradictory ideas, and you might wonder how Muir squares believing both these things at the same time.
The answer is he doesn't. He just believes that he is a strong-minded individual who helps keep society running--with his little webcomic, of course--and an average Joe beset by evil wealthy liberals that want to enslave him with health care. Believing either one of these things would make Muir a fool. Believing both at the same time makes him a colossal fool.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
'Ha Ha! Let's Kill That Fattie, Al Gore!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now!
Yeah. Stay classy, Muir. You brain-dead little putz.
Yeah. Stay classy, Muir. You brain-dead little putz.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
"And We Do This By Not Supporting Them At All!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
Ahh, the eternal 'liberals are babies! Conservatives are all growed-up' screed. Because everyone knows being an adult means not caring about anybody but you, baby!
Ahh, the eternal 'liberals are babies! Conservatives are all growed-up' screed. Because everyone knows being an adult means not caring about anybody but you, baby!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Twist And Shout!
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a star, a star!
Muir finally notices a disaster--in time to push the Square Planet version of what's happening. A planet where Bobby Jindal is the soul of concerned competent governance.
It's kind of a sad, really.
Muir finally notices a disaster--in time to push the Square Planet version of what's happening. A planet where Bobby Jindal is the soul of concerned competent governance.
It's kind of a sad, really.
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