"Twisted Head Games Are How You Show LOVE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because DOCTOR MABUSE!

Why does this seem like the setup for a wife-swapping story?

Also, Bears. Bears with power tools.

"It's Just Like 'The Protocols' Predicted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a film by Ingmar Bergman.

Muir demonstrates that not only is there no conspiracy theory involving the Left too Byzantine for him to swallow whole, just as there's no violation of the Constitution by the Right too blatant for him to ultimately explain away--but that he's still unaware that Soros is Jewish.

Oh, Boy. Back To THIS!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's INSANE!

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Ah, the creepiness continues. Fun.

"Thomas Jefferson Called. He... Isn't Happy."

It's the Day's Day of Days! It was written by William Blake.

And we take another turn into crazyland. Yeah. You just changed the names. Yeah, sure. And inserted a bunch of other stuff. And demonstrated you had NO idea what was happening back then, and what's happening now. He brags of his patriotism, while praising racist constitutional violations and threatening revolution.

This might be a nominee for Worst Strip of the Year. If it arguably wasn't really a strip at all.

Hughes Directed Most Of "The Outlaw" You See, Which Starred Jane Russell And Jane Russell.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I love that poem.

Yeah. Saw that coming. Classy. Real--classy.

And The Ghost Of Howard Hughes Gives Muir A Thumb's Up.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in England's green and pleasant lands.

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Bears. With. Power. Tools. Damn it.

"Yeah! He Plays Golf Too Much!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because till we have built Jerusalem!

Muir switches between "Obama is a dangerous tyrant" and "Obama is a lazy incompetent" so fast, and over such short distances, it's tough not to get whiplash.

Also, in the real world--I'd give their bar--a month. Then it will be bought by a group of businessmen in need of a tax shelter. Who will turn it into a karaoke place.