"Traitors! Traitors! Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the watch on the Rhine.

Foolish Supreme Court Justices!  How dare you deviate from the beliefs of the Party?

"It's Like... Something... Happened Prior To All This. For Eight Years, Or So..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's a lithium flower.

Of course, Damon is actually for torture and assassination and secrecy, but he hates Democrats, and that's the important thing... After all--you can't TRUST liberals with evil. Only conservatives.

Well, At Least He Didn't Do Another Lousy 'Christmas Carol' Strip...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because these are the mushi.

Ahh, yes, the document Muir worships--except for all those pesky bits that suggest a limited military.  And the bits that ban torture.  And the bits that suggested white guys were no longer quite so special. 

Satan... Sal Alinsky... Same Thing, Really, Right?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hail and well met!

If there is a Hell, then Muir's punishment is going to be the realization that he was a part of the hideous cancer inflicting America, not the cure.

Dig The Pit Deeper!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come on, Exorcist!

Hey, you know what you should do with an unfunny out-of-season A Christmas Carol parody?  Keep it going!  

Well, not really, but this is Muir, we're talking about...

And Now He's Messing With Dickens. Great.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who makes the clock tick by?

Ahh, yes.  Because we needed to be reminded about a literary classic in this awful, awful strip.  (And Muir seems to be conflating Marley's Ghost with the Ghost of Christmas Past, in another demonstration of his bottomless supply of stupid.)

"From Now On, We Channel Pure Unmitigated ASSHOLE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because el Camino.

So... once again, Damon's redeeming characteristics are....?