"This Is Sexy, Damn It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because actes and monuments.

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Ever see a Fellini movie?  Well, this is kind of reminding me of one.  Only without the intent...

Drunken, Hateful Rants Are Funny!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what did he do to you?

Muir really thinks his cast are upstanding American patriots in touch with the truth, instead of the vile jingoists they are.  But hey! Confirmation for my 'Jack Daniels is the cowriter' theory!

"They Don't Understand Things! Not Like We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horn solo.

As we enjoy... well, endure more Muir's creepy attempts at sexiness, let us consider a strip that continues to act as if the Obama administration is some sort of sinister coup, instead of a legally elected government, and acts as if the United States suddenly abandoned good government for a communist dictatorship, instead of enduring eight years of a solid contender for 'worst President ever' before electing a moderate to try and steer us away from some of the man's worse policies...

"Damn You, Government! I Want The Home I Got From The CIA Back!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bannost-Villegagnon!

Ahh, every exchange of bile makes you hate those two more, doesn't it?

"Only White Southerners Appreciate America. That's Why They Threaten To Leave It All The Time."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Napoleon Prize.

Yes, only Texas, the place where a poorly-regulated fertilizer factory recently exploded killing hundreds, understands THE REAL America.  And if they didn't have to deal with the evil Northeast, they wouldn't be FORCED to suckle at the Federal Government's teat, and maybe, maybe they could be the sort of nation they want to be, a nation where vast gulfs in living standards between the poor and wealthy are able to go completely unaddressed, and where preparation for disasters can be left in the benevolent hand of God.

It would be... interesting...

"They Should Be Unhappy The Police Caught The Bombers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George Gower.

If a Republican were in the White House, Muir would be hooting and hollering in joy.  As one is not, this is all the evil conspiracy of evil. 

And the cast continues to be awful.

"That Is Totally What They Would Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ancora qui.

The man who's in favor of torture and targeting Muslims is once again trying to paint himself as the inheritor of Jefferson and Franklin, two men who would probably find him quite nauseating. 

As for the second strip, allow me to state that this is more evidence that Muir's entire cast are awful and crazy.