"Porky's" Had More Dignity.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Blaise.

And another episode of the creepy sitcom from hell hits the interweb.

Disturbing On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sidewhiskers.

...Muir's personal porn stash never fails to quietly horrify.

Do These People Have Bones?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Batavia.

...God, those drawings are fugly.

"We Must Never Leave The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soap opera stars have weird faces.

I sometimes wonder how Muir figures these people are appealing.

"I Am Confused, And Therefore Hostile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Iron King.

Yes, Muir.  Tell us about your imaginary sex life.  Brag about all the vigorous intercourse fake you has with his fake red-headed wife.  Just go on and on.

"They Are Like Effete Non-Manly Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because glass slipper.

I get the impression Muir is just bored.

"Commit Treason, While Also Assassinating A Foreign Head Of State! What Could Go Wrong?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chicken feet.

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And this is how Muir "respects the troops".