It's Like 'Calvin And Hobbes', If 'Calvin And Hobbes' Sucked.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the springtime of the year.

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Won't lie, as bad as that is, it's nice to see Muir moving back to mere mediocrity.

"Yeah, They Are Totally Like Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Isle of Dogs.

Truly, white conservatives are the most persecuted people in history.  Because people are MEAN  to them!  It's just like the Jews in Nazi Germany.  If the Jews were in power, and also, putting people into concentration camps.

So, really, not like the Jews at all.  In fact, more like another group in Nazi Germany.

"You Know These Would Go Great With Funyuns And Velveeta!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guide to trees.

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The Sitcom From Hell has twisted in on itself to the point where even its jokes bear no relation to actual jokes.

Sitcom From Hell--Always On The Air!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Barbary Coast.

Souffle jokes.

Really.

"Only Violent Misogynists Know How To Treat A Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, like a lizard on the window pane.

Skye's joining of the hivemind seems to have destroyed what sanity she had remaining, poor girl.

Well, THAT Just Happened.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford Companion to Western Art.

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About the only thing I'm getting from that is that Skye and Sam are awful.

"Men Are Truly The Most Persecuted Of People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I can assure you of that.

We could talk about Muir's misogyny, but that's old hat, so let's talk about how Damon's face is apparently melting.