Clearly, A Private Citizen Is The Most Powerful Person In Government Circles!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pilsner Urquell.

Well, the crazy is kicking it up a notch.  And Trump has only had to deal with a Democratic House for a month.

A Total Shock Twist.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cement is just for the weight.

I mean, there are all those federal agents they tortured and/or killed.

On top of all the migrants they tortured and/or killed.

And the protesters they tortured and/or killed.

"How Can They Persecute This Paragon? Or Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sun always shines on TV.

So we're supposed to feel sorry for the President who drips with sleaze and the racist militia compound that is connected to foreign powers.

Got it.

"Fake Me Is So Virile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Samba.

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Damn, that is one sad cartoon.

Meanwhile, In The Headquarters Of The Democratic Party Of Doom!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you probably think this song is about you.

"How dare you persecute us for persecuting others!  Have you no shame?  Don't you understand that racists whites have special rights that other people don't?"

"This Totally Good For Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fairy Fay.

At this point, Muir isn't just shifting the goalposts, he's announcing that actually, this is a track and field exhibition, not a football game.

"The Important Thing Is That We, Pretend Minorities, Understand The Hardship That The White Race Faces."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Immeasurable Horror.

So says the imaginary Black man invented by a white guy to mutter conservative talking points.