"Clearly, The People With The Lead In The Polls Are Conspiring Against The Proper Winner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Rite (1969).

Sometimes, I wonder how El Dorado Dad got and maintains his fortune, given that he's such a dithering moron.

The Filthy Urbanites Shall Pay!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Passion of Anna (1969).

And remember, the death plague doesn't matter. Portland is awful, and umm, ignore the federal agents who got sent there, that is also not an issue.

"Can't You See What A Threat He Is To Our Way Of Life?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Shame (1968).

And back to ignoring the disease to scream about the threat of Joe Biden, unhinged radical.

If He Can't Live On It, Why Does He Write It?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hour of the Wolf (1968).

Well, now we know for certain he never reads the New York Times.

Dey Wimpy Babies, And I Bwave Tough Guy, I Is!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Persona (1966).

And once again, Muir lashes out like an angry toddler at a world he doesn't understand.

The Point Is Self-Evident.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because All These Women (1964).

So... what is Muir saying here? Is he mocking masking? Supporting it? Did he just down a bottle of Kentucky Gentleman before making the strip, and this is what makes sense to him in that moment?

Let's Joke About The Measures To Keep People From Dying!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Silence (1963).

This is his first reference to Covid-19 in days. A lame joke.