Jan And Damon's Daughter Finally Makes An Appearance.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Greene Murder Case

A fine example of Don Portago's mystery ethnicity. Is he, as generally indicated, Argentinian, which would explain his Spanish, or Brazilian, as he has also indicated on some occasions, such as this one, which should make his native tongue Portuguese? Muir can never quite nail down where he and Jan stand, which makes sense, because Jan was transparently written as non-Hispanic White originally, and even after the reveal, would sometimes revert to it when Muir needed her to be Clueless Feckless Coffee House Girl again.

Another 'That Was Certainly A Choice' Moment.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The "Canary" Murder Case.

Muir's growing inability to draw Damon is made worse by his decision to try and age up his drawing.

Look at it. Just... look at it.

El Dorado Dad Naturally Approves.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Benson Murder Case.

I'm genuinely split between whether I find this more repugnant, or simply pathetic.

It's a really hard call.

Muir Knows Everyone Fears The Wannabe Gestapo.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fudge covered peppermint cremes.

It's fascinating that even when Muir realizes he has to cut down on all the cast's plot coupons, he still pulls shit like this. Of course, the other part is him imagining that ICE is some awesome force of dread.

Again With The Robuts!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tangerine Dream.

...

Well, that was definitely a strip that happened.

"ONLY A Few Million, Zed! They're Practically Paupers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because One-Armed Swordsman.

As Muir starts reckoning with the logistics of this, I can't help but think the sloppiness of this strip underlines the sloppiness of DbD's entire fictional universe. One static panel, with boring talk about a bunch of privileged assholes Muir thinks we should care about.

See? It's Like The Old Coca-Cola Ads! Only Terrible!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all God's children got to scream and shout.

Won't lie, every time I look at this thing, it strikes me as worse.