"Gasp! How Can I Counter This Obvious Right-Wing Trolling? HOW?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gold on the ceiling.

And remember, boys and girls, if even Liberal Jan realises what a threat President Blacula is, then he must obviously be dangerous!  I mean--look at the list!  If someone has written all that stuff down--it must be right!  It just has to!