"Comparing A Black Man To A Monkey Is Pretty Racist, Damon. Shitty Rhetorical Tricks Don't Make It Not Racist."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roly-poly.

And of course, Muir puts what he imagines is a brilliant display of wit--in the mouth of his imaginary black friend.

Because, you know, Muir wants everyone to realize he's not racist.  Not a bit.  Nope.