In Which It Is Demonstrated That Muir's Inability To Draw Logical Conclusions Covers Everything.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956).

I think we're close to a decade of Muir noting that it's taking him longer and longer to reach his goal in the fundraiser, and he neither tries a different method of raising funds, nor tries to figure out why his audience is diminishing.

Also, damn it, is that pirate argot downright joyless. Most people have fun with that bit, but Muir, he's the guy trying to show how cool and with it he is.