Wednesday, May 6, 2026

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It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Mysterious Airman.

And another return to Teeter, the city with the politics of Austin and the geographic position of El Paso. Now, ultimately, all the racist swill, hatred of cities and screaming at inferior leftists is, well, potboiler Muir bullshit at this point. (It's interesting that Kiko can somehow just identify random Hispanic men on the streets of a freaking border city as illegal immigrants, but this fascist fantasy, so what do you expect?) No, I'm gonna to focus on a more interesting question. Now, Teeter is supposedly a college town. 

So, what's the college called? Is it 'UTTeeter'? 'UTT'? Just 'Teeter'? Or is it a private university with religious ties? You know what? As I'm doing this as a joke, I'll make it the last one. Teeter's college is a Catholic university, originally founded by Jesuits in the 1920s, and is known as the University of Saint Jesus Malverde de Sinola, or JMS for short. And that is what I'm going to use in all future jokes I tell about Muir's ridiculous little imaginary city.

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  1. Thumbs up to that idea! I like it.

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    1. Thanks.

      I know one shouldn't explain a joke, but I will leave it as that Jesus Malverde is a "saint" that no respectable Catholic institution would invoke, but somehow makes sense for the weird hellhole that Teeter somehow is.

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  2. What is with the name “Teeter”, anyway? And what specific things is it even supposed to evoke?

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    1. I assume that Muir's been watching 'Yellowstone'. But yeah, I'm in the weeds with how it's a good name for a city.

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  3. The casual dehumanization never stops amazing me, especially as it gets more and more brazen, from both Muir and his readers.
    I can’t imagine referring to a group of human beings as “backwash”. Just that alone.

    As usual, the open bloodlust is fascinating in both its graphic nature and its ubiquitousness. These people really spend a lot of time picturing, and relishing, the extremely violent things they want to see done to people.

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