"Again, All Totally True! It Has To Be! I Want To Believe It!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Texas Rangers.

As we get the usual batshit conspiracies, and being told that the redneck superman is our superior, I feel obligated to note that we haven't seen Muir go this heavy into his evil Muslims in a while. I guess this war is stirring something in him.