Tuesday, March 31, 2020

"They Are Pathetic And Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because can you pass a Rorschach test?

Imagine going through life thinking your team's losses were wins.

If you did, you'd be Chris Muir.

Monday, March 30, 2020

"Ha Ha! They Are Evil And Ineffectual!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because smoked almonds.

...

I see this state of affairs has not dented Muir's wit the least.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

"Clearly, This Is A Tale For These Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cardamon.

The family's preoccupation with Skye hooking up during an era of quarantine and social distancing is... well, something.

Friday, March 27, 2020

"It Helps To Be A Sociopath!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

If this fictional universe had any justice, they'd die of a combination of COVID-19 and food poisoning.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Yes, Folks, They're Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the gin sour is an underappreciated cocktail.

What, you were expecting them to learn something from all this? Have you been reading this strip at all?

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

"How Dare You? We're The Wrong Minority To Persecute!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because miso soup.

It says something that Muir's politics are so toxic that he has his characters respond to racism in... well, this fashion.