"Hee Hee! Like You I Am Consumed By Spite!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because spiffy!

I'd say Muir can't create a plausible liberal, but that would be suggesting that Muir can create a plausible character.

"Ise Is So Brave!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because home modification!

Yeah. Muir threatens a guy who threatens cartoonists--through his fictional cross-gendered alter ego in his crappy online strip that is almost certainly below the other guy's radar.

I'm in awe of your courage, man. Just--in awe.

"And That Means There's No Anti-Raghead Prejudice In America! And I'm Free To Despise Them And Their Evil Religion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Man from Earth.

Yeah. Fuck you, Muir, you racist, rationalizing shithead. This is the same line of bullshit that assholes always use in these cases. "We do nice things for Group A. That means Group A has nothing to complain about! And all of Group A is responsible for the actions of their extremists!" Like I said, an old dodge. But still a pretty skeezy one.

"Ha! Ha! Stupid Turbinheads!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Betty Merken.

"Don't they know that JEEBUS is God? And Reagan was his prophet? We're the only people with the right to get offended AT ANYTHING regarding our faith!"

Somehow, I Think Muir Doesn't Get The Point of 'Mad Men'...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because uh oh.

...Yeah. Moments like these, you almost feel sorry for Muir. Almost.

I Liked It Better When It Had Spencer Tracy...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he drinks the whiskey drink.

...God, he thinks he's cutting edge...

Chris Muir's Scenes From A Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Golden Pot!

Bears with power tools. Now.