Thursday, March 8, 2012

"I Am Bleeding! That Means I Won!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because electric horns.

So... Limbaugh's hideous comments, which are losing him sponsors--are bad for Obama.

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We're through the looking glass, people.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

"Plus, I Was Polling At -5%"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scarface: Shame of a Nation!

And so ends an annoying plot that went nowhere. And allow me to state--having the bloated visage of Andrew Breibart hanging in their apartment should prove to be a very effective form of birth control. Though the side effects will probably be a bit intense. They might want to eat in another room, for example.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

"And This Can't Be Sexist, As I Am An Imaginary Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because runner's high.

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So... Muir seems to think that the best way to defend his ailing hero is to make the same sort of vile statement, as he feels they are good and valid.

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I'm sorry. The amount of FAIL has just hit 'overwhelming'. I really don't know whether to laugh or cry about this.

Monday, March 5, 2012

"More Proof Of The Awful Conspiracy Against Us, And Only Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what do you think you're going to find there? A lost Da Vinci?

Trust in Muir to defend the indefensible with a 'He started it'.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

"Your Hatred, Lies And Bigotry Will Be Remembered!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Emperor Thor I.

I'd say where you'd have to put the bracelet for it to be a fitting commemoration of Andrew Breibart, but I don't want to turn stomachs.

Friday, March 2, 2012

The Chill Hand of Death...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you got the birthmark.

Well that was... glurgey.

I suspect one thing that must be weighing on Muir's mind is the fact that Breibart was younger than he is...

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Next Comes Building A Compound In The Middle Of The Woods...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ogniem i mieczim.

Ahh, yes, nothing like good old fashioned straw liberals, who want to teach sex to preschoolers because... well, just because. The important thing is that Muir's cast must continue to raise their children in their little pure bubble, so they avoid corruption.

POSTSCRIPT--this strip was published on this day, then moved to the next so that Muir's memorial for Breibart could take its place.