And They're Using This To... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never give a sucker an even break.

You know, Muir could get away with this weird premise if the jokes were funny, but as they aren't, one finds oneself wondering how much money Damon is blowing on this...

"We're Interacting In Different Dimensions!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flame flakes.

Yeah.  That was a poorly blocked out strip...

Course, Technically, The Winners ALSO Said That...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because illusion of a shadowed moon.

Ahh, nothing like watching Muir get his gloat on. Fun times. Fun times.

"Now Our Triumph Is Assured."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we offered them heat.

I keep flashing back to Muir confidentally predicting victory in 2008 on every little setback for the Obama campaign...

"Oh, I Get It! Obama's A Nazi!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it comes in mauve.

I don't know what offends me more--Muir's grotesque Obama/Hitler conflation, or his concentration camp pun.  But hey, now we know why he's brought back Naomi!  So he can show how much he loves Jews!  Just like Damon shows how much he loves Blacks!

"Not Insulting Islam Is Insulting Judaism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for science.

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I don't think Muir realizes that these things aren't some sort of zero-sum game...

Liquor Really Is Quicker!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cheer up, Charlie!

The attempted metaphor died halfway through the strip.  And Muir didn't even notice.