"And Take Their Shoelaces!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm wearing my heart on a noose.

Of course, if wingnuts ever bothered to look at their media, they'd discover a crazy incestuous loop that'd resemble the family tree of an 18th century Habsburg prince. But they're the good guys, so clearly, they don't have to worry about this...

"But Fortunately, Ryan Has His Brilliant Plan To Balance The Budget. Somehow."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blow up the bridge?

Oh, the irony, it is scalding...

"Oh, The Indignity..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who wants to play video games?

...Wait, Muir thinks Biden sounds like... Muir?

"I Ruin All Family Moments With Right Wing Political Commentary!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it will be a fun ride until then.

Damon continues to show his... unique brand of charm.

"And Then I TPed Her Car!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skips a beat.

Damon.  Consistently finding new ways to be awful.

"Just You Wait! This'll Be Huge!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hang ten for justice.

Of course, the wonderful thing about paranoia is that it includes a simple explanation on why your little obsessions never are either doubted or deemed unimportant by everyone else--the conspiracy has gotten to them.  Of course, this doesn't convince anyone but you, but that's okay--this is more of a security blanket than a debate technique...

"Why Don't They Just Anoint Romney President Right Now?'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you don't eat it, you live it.

Sometimes it's clear that Muir's hatred of everything to his left comes from a fundamental misunderstanding about how democracy works...