"And They Want To Steal Our Teeth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because somewhere there's a feather.

I had to restrain my head from hitting the desk at 'no term limits'.  The crazy is just getting worse.

"The Sacred Right Of Corporations Trumps The Needs Of Mere Individuals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the fairest of the season.

Of course, one could argue that in their pursuit of "religious liberty" Hobby Lobby is denying the rights and freedoms of others... but oh, no, individuals only matter when it's gun.  On all the other stuff, corporations are the people to protect...

And of course, one could point out this is hardly actually a matter of religious liberty at all, but that would just make the poor dears' heads spin.  When you spend so much time twisting the meaning of meaning, eventually, you start losing track of reality...

"We Will Crush Them With Our Awesome Might."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mathematical.

Not that Muir is threatening violence or anything.  Nope.  Uh-uh.

"It's Like There's Some... Reason They Think Guns Are Dangerous Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've been out walking.

"How dare they call us on our bullshit posturing!  We are the champions of freedom--the freedom to have a gun, and threaten people with it!  Don't they see that?"

"They Should Just Let Themselves Be Shot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Froggy went a courting.

Because why should they fear people with guns in a state that has people like you in it, Muir?  (And I feel obligated to note that no, that is not the 'right they would deny to others', unless there's some massive anti-bodyguard legislation out there that Muir's not mentioning.)

"And This Is Precisely Why This Is Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's gone blue.

Ahh, Muir.  Just let the horrible melodrama flow out of you like piss. For surely these contrived events prove the vital importance of not registering guns.

"He Should Be Using Government Snipers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here comes the underdog.

This would be more convincing if Muir didn't regularly support using lethal force and torture on the dervishes for looking at us funny...