"Vegetables Are For Wimps! Rar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pale blue eyes.

Ahh.  And now we get one of the increasingly rare non-political strips.  And it once again demonstrates that Muir's lousy at that kind of humor too.

"We Shall Triumph Due To Our Clear Moral Superiority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cashews.

Yes, Muir knows what made America great! Guns! Sexism! McCarthyism! Guns! Threats of secession! Guns! And lousy comic strips.

"Not That We're Advocating Assassination Or Something! Heaven Forfend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Zadok the Priest.

Of course, what gun enthusiasts could do in their scenarios of anti-government insurrection outside dying like dogs in the streets is something of a mystery to us on a first name basis with sanity.  And why is it that when the original intent of the Founders comes up the idea of a genuine citizen's militia, like Switzerland, is never mentioned by the Right?

Oh, right.  Because that would entail ACTUAL responsibility.

"All Hail Our Lady Of Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because like a friend.

And the fictional reality of this strip continues to recede further and further from our world...

"It'll Be Just Like 'Red Dawn'! WOLVERINES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mexican vanilla.

Remember when any criticism of the Bush Presidency was treason, and a sign of the critics hatred for the nation?

Yeah, me too.

"They Think They Have Me Fooled! But I Know The Truth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the holly wears the crown.

I'm now waiting for Muir to start shilling water purification pills.

Boldly Rejecting Reality...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Grand Duchy of Baden.

And of course, if Muir's imaginary liberal says its the case, it must be true...