"Cause He's From... New York..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because put the lime in the coconut.

I'm left wondering just how aware of his antisemitism Muir is. It's a hard question to answer, as Muir's a rather intense blend of stupidity and malice.

"Truly, His Name Is Echoing Through History!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the natives are restless.

And of course, Muir's "Jewish" character joins in the hate of a Jewish man.

Countdown To Declarations Of 'We Must Oppose The ZOG!'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to be a pilgrim.

"I thought the CIA were on our side?"

"No, no, that was when we secretly knew that they were working against the Democratic President! Now that we secretly know they are working against the Republican President, they're evil incarnate."

"And Soros?"

"International banker."

"I thought we liked capitalism."

"Not if it's... international."

"This Is Sexy! I Do Proclaim It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who would true valor see, let him come hither.

Muir's inability to draw an attractive woman remains matched by his inability to draw an attractive car.

"It's A Fad! All Know The Left Are Weak, Not Like We Who Are Strong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Stories Old and New.

The casual misogyny that thinks it's something else is strong in this one.

"Only, He's Better Than Grant, Because He Fights FOR The Confederacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whombly.

I wonder if we should try hooking something up to Grant's Tomb to harness the power of him spinning in his grave?

"It's All A Lie! It Has To Be! The Leader Would Never Betray Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the varieties of religious experience.

The straws grow narrower, and harder to grasp...