It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Knight Boat, the crime-fighting boat.
Now, you might think Muir's painted himself into a corner with this storyline, but he's got a foolproof plan to get himself out of this jam. Surprise plot twists! Each more surprising than the last! The audience won't now what hit 'em!
He's done this time after time, and he thinks it works because his fans will applaud anything.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because panic in Detriot.
It's kind of funny, Muir insisting that the Taliban are evil while also insisting that the progressive state he loathes is untrue to the real America he dreams of, a religiously pure and regressive ethnostate.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Port of Shadows.
That Muir is so fond of this would make me suspicious in the first place, but they've accepted his promotion, and are mentioning it on the show, so... I'm guessing birds of a feather.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because blue eyes crying in the rain.
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The inanity of it all hits you.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Black Betty had a baby, the damn thing's gone crazy.
You know, we see two of Muir's recurrent themes--that his cast is just awesome and likable, and that the Left are evil liars who are lying about things every time they say something Muir doesn't like. It's the sort of thinking that's fueled his self-exile from everything but the fever swamps of the Far Right of the Interweb.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because women's hockey.
Remember folks, the nation is only free is Muir can carry his penis substitute unhindered.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I name him Gamblor.
You know, despite the awful subtext to all this, I haven't gotten the chance to just wish for bears with power tools to devour the cast, so... let me have this.
Bears. With power tools.
